Duck Pond Redneckery
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ironpony
Professional Pot-Stirrer
Backpackers term. Can't be afeared of a little rain...
Duck
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You HAD to have known that one of us would make fun of that post. Were you half asleep?
Electric Chicken
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I thought it was about my shoulder. Been embracing that for about 2 and a half years.
As far as the rain goes, I was still working it. Problem is I can't secure the wires the way I want until the truck is dry. For now they're just tucked through the doors with the excess bunched on the floor.
ironpony
Professional Pot-Stirrer
Pretty wimpy excuse...
Electric Chicken
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Sinister
pari animositate
I was pulling off the siding and a mouse kept poking its head out of the wall down by the ground. It would come out, look around and then go back in.
I said "why don't you come over here so I can stomp you flat ya little bastard" and almost immediately after I said it, the little bastard ran right between my feet and stopped!
I lifted my right foot up to actually go ahead and stomp it and it ran back into the barn at the speed of sound.
It's in there laughing at me now.
If you had an Indian name it would be "Talks to Mice."
Electric Chicken
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Dances with Asbestos.
"he who take long to build things"
BlackBart
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If?
Duck
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Electric Chicken
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One of those supervised visitation things?
take any home with you..???
Electric Chicken
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That's what she said.
Duck
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Nah. Babies are cute and all, but they're too much work. All the constant chirping and quacking noises, gotta feed them all the time and build a coop to keep them safe from feral cats, owls, hawks, coyotes, Sinister, etc.
They have teenage girls working at Tractor Supply. Taking care of babies is literally what girls were born to do.
Last time I was there, one of the teenage girls told me that the baby ducks and chickens they sell are why she applied to work at a store "full of dumb old tractor stuff for farmers"..
Electric Chicken
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My TSC store manager looks like Erika Christensen from Parenthood.Nah. Babies are cute and all, but they're too much work. All the constant chirping and quacking noises, gotta feed them all the time and build a coop to keep them safe from feral cats, owls, hawks, coyotes, Sinister, etc.
They have teenage girls working at Tractor Supply. Taking care of babies is literally what girls were born to do.
Last time I was there, one of the teenage girls told me that the baby ducks and chickens they sell are why she applied to work at a store "full of dumb old tractor stuff for farmers"..
She sold me my welder cheap because someone returned it. It didn't feed right so she got me a free liner from the manufacturer.
Turns out dumbass ran it out of wire and it was stuck in the gun. I unscrewed the head, pulled it out with pliars, screwed the head back on and have been using it ever since.
Replacement liner is still hanging on a nail in my garage.
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