Duck Pond Redneckery

[Electric Chicken]

I'm just gonna play it safe and say that it probably isn't seaworthy.

Prolly more seaworthy than yours.

 

[Duck]

Prolly more seaworthy than yours.

Depends on how you define seaworthy.
Ocean? Hell no.

But I bet I could put it in a lake or river and sleep in it and still be dry in the morning, unless it rains.

 

[Duck]

Hey @Skateboard puller

They make condoms for flatbed drivers.

 

[Ontario Outlaw]

You should have that somewhere on you truck. Just to remind you. Maybe on the windshield somewhere

Door swingers

 

[Hillbilly Canuck]

That's uglier than the ass end of a baboon.
Jesus that's horrible "welding"

That's not just any weld. It's JB weld.

 

[tommyh]

jb, I know him

 

[Hillbilly Canuck]

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You should have that somewhere on you truck. Just to remind you. Maybe on the windshield somewhere

Door swingers

Think this through. Maybe he should slam his prink in the door.

 

[Ontario Outlaw]

Think this through. Maybe he should slam his prink in the door.

That's an interesting mental image. Do door slammers do that in trucking school?

 

[Hillbilly Canuck]

That's an interesting mental image. Do door slammers do that in trucking school?

I think it's in the interview process at door swinging outfits but I can only speculate because I've never interviewed one.

 

[Ontario Outlaw]

I think it's in the interview process at door swinging outfits but I can only speculate because I've never interviewed one.

Door swingers are odd folk

 

[Hillbilly Canuck]

Door swingers are odd folk

I've got a tailgate that swings but I still chain machines. Guess I'm somewhere in the middle.

 

[Duck]

That's an interesting mental image. Do door slammers do that in trucking school?

No but they gave us coupons for sweat pants and flip flops.

 

[Ontario Outlaw]

I've got a tailgate that swings but I still chain machines. Guess I'm somewhere in the middle.

How're you liking the new gig?

 

[Ontario Outlaw]

No but they gave us coupons for sweat pants and flip flops.

I honestly don't know WTF the appeal is for sweat pants and flip flops

I don't own sweat pants, period

 

[Duck]

Hey check out my fancy switch panel.





Just need a John Deere or a Chevy logo in the middle to complete the hillbilly look.

 

[Hillbilly Canuck]

How're you liking the new gig?

Easiest job I ever had. All I do is play with Tonka toys with a bit of driving and dumping intermingled in. And I pretty well make my own schedule.

 

[Ontario Outlaw]

Easiest job I ever had. All I do is play with Tonka toys with a bit of driving and dumping intermingled in. And I pretty well make my own schedule.

Good. Home time with the family is priceless.
Good for you

 

[Hillbilly Canuck]

Good. Home time with the family is priceless.
Good for you

It was a bit earlier than I originally planned to come off the road but I got home with the messed up back decided I liked being home and things worked out.

 

[Ontario Outlaw]

It was a bit earlier than I originally planned to come off the road but I got home with the messed up back decided I liked being home and things worked out.

I might PM you for employment advice.
I'm happy where I am, but the past couple months been tough. I been grumpy a bit, hope it hasn't shown

 

[r3gulator3]

I honestly don't know WTF the appeal is for sweat pants and flip flops

I don't own sweat pants, period

Me either, Who the hell wants to be warmer when it’s already warm?