you boredI've been trapped in the Checker's drive-thru for 30 minutes and my phone battery is low.
I might actually get BORED!
Duck Pond Redneckery
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Tazz
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Well talk to your girlfriend for a minute, or pull a Wayne's World. Do you have any Queen in the car?I've been trapped in the Checker's drive-thru for 30 minutes and my phone battery is low.
I might actually get BORED!
Duck
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New ballast resistor, running volts still all over the place.
New ignition coil, now the volts only bounce around between 14.66 and 14.67.
Now it's safe to run a GPS in case I get lost in my driveway.
Actually when I eventually get a ROPS bar on it, I'm gonna be running a super ultra mega ****ing bright LED light bar.
Tractor beams...
So if I'm hauling ass at 9 mph and a deer runs out in the road half a mile ahead of me I'll have time to stop.
The brakes don't work very well on pavement. The steel bucket just slides..
New ignition coil, now the volts only bounce around between 14.66 and 14.67.
Now it's safe to run a GPS in case I get lost in my driveway.
Actually when I eventually get a ROPS bar on it, I'm gonna be running a super ultra mega ****ing bright LED light bar.
Tractor beams...
So if I'm hauling ass at 9 mph and a deer runs out in the road half a mile ahead of me I'll have time to stop.
The brakes don't work very well on pavement. The steel bucket just slides..
Do you still have the phone number to that shop? The ol' guy there pretty much only works on the antique stuff. That's his specialty. He's the kind of guy who will walk you through what to check, how to check it and how to fix it. If the voltmeter is still acting up, call him. He loves to talk, especially when it's a fellow nerd he's talking to. Just keep in mind, old nreds don't usually do computers. They have other nerd stuff. In fact, I really encourage you to call him. Seriously. Please.
They also have that sauce Sarah likes.I shoulda gone to Arby's.
They have THE MEATS
Hey, if you're going to mention Portillo's on here, you have to buy enough for everyone!All that time wasted in that drive through and it's just a regular plain old boring burger joint. I thought it was like a Portillos or something with Italy beef sammiches.
I shoulda gone to Arby's.
They have THE MEATS
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ironpony
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Gotta reuse this. Good thing his tanks are full cuz diesel makes good solvent for burnt rubber.
Looks more like a meltdown at Homer's power plant.
Duh oops!
That ain't redneckery, it's skinflint cheap. The parts for them plugs only cost a few bucks... might getcha out past Maynerds fer once
Duck
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We did what we had to do to get him off the side of the road, after hours when everything is closed. We barely made it to Autozone for the batteries. I brought the melted crap in and dude said they didn't have anything like it.Looks more like a meltdown at Homer's power plant.
Duh oops!
That ain't redneckery, it's skinflint cheap. The parts for them plugs only cost a few bucks... might getcha out past Maynerds fer once
He's gonna stop at the TA in Gary and if they ain't got it, it'll work til he gets home.
He doesn't wander around aimlessly for months at a time like Prime drivers.
Duck
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OK then, we should have just left the truck on the shoulder until Freightliner opens in the morning?
Or do a little MacGyverism so he can GTF outta Dodge before a full grown grizzly bear rolls up and decides to do an inspection?
ironpony
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You skeered of a li'l ol' inspekshun??GTF outta Dodge before a full grown grizzly bear rolls up and decides to do an inspection?
Duck
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What kind of church needs a bunch of incomplete Isuzu box truck chassis'?
Duck
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It's a 1999 International 9200 and he's on paper logs.You skeered of a li'l ol' inspekshun??
You tell me.....
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