Word Invention Hall of Fame!

[Pops65]

Brain freeze is what happens when you eat ice cream too fast.

Oh boy done that

 

[Pops65]

Idgit-- A idiot who really does not GET it

 

[Mammoth Transport]

Americanese

The altered form of English spoken in the USA, as opposed to as it's spoken in the UK.

My new squirrel gun.

this is of course the only intelligiblized language in the world.

 

[Mammoth Transport]

Hillbillery is an obvious addition to redneckery. Is Hillbillery being a lessor than redneckery. But, @Sinister I will leave it in your capable hands to define it in a Websters type fashion.

also a political term that needs no further explicating

 

[Duck]

intelligiblized

explicating

 

[Sinister]

Courtisy

also

Courtisous...

In ancient times this word was thought to mean "Courtesy" but through "advancements" like Twitter and common core the old spelling has been replaced, and it's use in context can be found in this thread.

 

[ironpony]

Courtisy

also

Courtisous...

In ancient times this word was thought to mean "Courtesy" but through "advancements" like Twitter and common core the old spelling has been replaced, and it's use in context can be found in this thread.

There's a reference to something called an "intrance" in that tread.

Hmmm, suppose there's an "outrance" then?

 

[Blood]

Quackmire.
Like a quagmire except that it is specific to problematic @Duck pond redneckery difficulties.

footnote; @Duck could merely shove a 12v lighter socket into an orifice and wait for lightning to strike

If you wanna make a gain, you gotta take a risk!

 

[Injun]

aggravated malparkage

 

[Sinister]

Canadianackstanian

A Canadian. From Canuckistan.

Thanks to @Keendriver for the submission.

Destination Excellence

 

[Rigjockey]

Canadianackstanian

A Canadian. From Canuckistan.

Thanks to @Keendriver for the submission.

Destination Excellence

Screw all of you! Respect my, ..Oh just STFU

 

[Blood]

Screw all of you! Respect my, ..Oh just STFU

Them sonsovyourbitches!!


Nevertheless,
HELLO!

 

[Fageol]

My ex was and still might be a word inventor. A combination of smoke and fog became "smeek." Her combination of sludge and ick became "slidge." There were others but she and they were many moons ago.

Now for a change of pace. Some here might judge others here (but certainly not moi) as "truculent." Some of the creative minds here might hear "truculent" as "truck you lent." Were the chattel or object of the bailment (that word should gin up some creativity herein) returned in shabby shape, the lender (bailor) would likely become truculent. Here I'll cease chatteling which might be some weird portmanteau of "chatting" and "telling," words foreign to truckers. Well almost foreign.

 

[Electric Chicken]

Dispatch

The opposite of patch; see unpatch.

 

[ironpony]

Dispatch

The opposite of patch; see unpatch.

Foul!

Only newly creative words allowed!

 

[Duck]

Foul!

Only newly creative words allowed!

*fowl

 

[Hammer166]

I got one! Kenducky: the outskirts of a certain small Illinois town where redneckery runs rampant.

 

[Ontario Outlaw]

A college degree is a measurement of what? But if you'd like to compare schoolastic resumes, I'm your huckleberry. What would you care to wager to see who has the most advanced verifiable degree?
Beyond that, either you're reading comprehension and/or ability to stay on point clearly remains a developmental opportunity.

Schoolastic resume

When discussing how many schools you’ve attended, you produce your schoolastic resume as proof

Credit to @Hanover Fist

 

[ironpony]

Doesn't look invented to me.

 

[Hanover Fist]

Doesn't look invented to me.

Misspelled, not invented