Word Invention Hall of Fame!

[Injun]

Hillbillery is an obvious addition to redneckery. Is Hillbillery being a lessor than redneckery. But, @Sinister I will leave it in your capable hands to define it in a Websters type fashion.

Hillbillery is Redneckery with a thick Kentucky mountain dialect.

 

[Rigjockey]

Scientificated, One that is all up in the sciences books. Applies science to everyday life and situations where aint no other people got time for that.

 

[revelation1911]

IMAGINATING Imagining in the past tense or plurally imagining.

 

[Injun]

My own experience has been the biggest crybabies are local drivers, doesn't matter what type of wagon they haul. They seem to be surpassed in whinery only by Teamsters.

Whinery (n) 1. The art of snivelling. 2. A fictional location where one acquires doses of self-pity.

Usage 1, see above.
Usage 2:
"Sounds to me like somebody had one too many samples at the whinery."

Not to be confused with "winery," which is a place where grapes are rendered and fermented into overpriced beverages intended to impress people who drink tea with their pinkies sticking up.

 

[Blood]

Postal
Contraction of the term 'post menopausal'

A condition that causes middle aged wimmin to switch the use of their powers from good to evil.

 

[Southern Fried]

Dumbazzedry..... the practice of being a dumbazz. EG, when a dumbazz does something that dumbazzers do he/she/it is practicing dumbazzedry.

AKA Politics or Efficient Management.

 

[Allyxon]

Lateearly.
Period between 1AM and 4AM.
Too late at night to be called late at night, and too early in the morning to be called early in the morning.
No thread, it just hit me while i was browsing the forums the other day, in lateearly.

 

[Sinister]

Pointful

The opposite of "pointless".
Invented by myself, today...which will certainly become a famous date in history, in this thread - which I also invented and is also awesome:

http://www.truckersforum.net/forum/threads/helpful-or-dreadful-iproduct-apps.81318/#post-438050

 

[Geranimojess]

Nagigator.


This is the person that is not driving. But, want to Nag about the route and driving techniques.

Oh...so you've met my Wife...have you...

 

[Sinister]

Managementless

The ability, and or desire to work without close supervision of dispatch and management, and interference from other office personnel.

https://www.truckersforum.net/forum/threads/screw-the-driverless-trucks.82238/

 

[Duck]

Regionalocal

Definition: Hybrid between regional and local.

Credit: @Mike

Example:

When "local" requires you to be gone for 3 days, it's called "regional".

Actually it would be a hybrid. Regionalocal

 

[Rigjockey]

Kilopounds. a unit of measurement for cross border truckers.
Partial credit to @AK7 But mostly me. LOL

 

[Duck]

Kilopounds. a unit of measurement for cross border truckers.
Partial credit to @AK7 But mostly me. LOL

I've been saying that for years actually.
Kilo = 1000
Kilopound = 1000 pounds

I just used that word in a text to @Mike last week actually.

 

[Injun]

Props to @Chemguru

Renewbie: A Has-Been who Is-Again.

Out of the seat so long I'm a "Renewbie"

 

[Keendriver]

Numbnuttery.

See @Duck and @Sinister

Should make it quite clear.

 

[Pops65]

Good Backerupper-- able to backup with out hitting something.
SWAG--scientific wild a-- quess
FNG -- frigging new guy

 

[Giggles]

i use the word backupper

 

[Pops65]

i use the word backupper

great word

 

[Rigjockey]

Good Backerupper-- able to backup with out hitting something.
SWAG--scientific wild a-- quess
FNG -- frigging new guy

Most use SWAG as Stuff We All Get but I like yours better!

 

[Duck]

Brainfreeze--Mouth open nothing comes out

Brain freeze is what happens when you eat ice cream too fast.