pardon me while i have my mid life crisis


. the dealer kept calling me and asking if i wanted to sell my 458 and i asked what kind of deal they would give me on it and i got 15% above what i paid for it. and then i ordered a laferrari wich is a street legal formula 1 car and it's a hybrid so take offs is like a rocketship

since i already did 0-60 in 2.2 seconds

. the car is insane

i have always loved ferraris and have had a passion for them i love cars that love to rev high and shift fast shift so fast that the tach can't keep up with it

...
i was already pulled over coming out of trader joes a cop seen me coming out and put his lights and sieren on. well hell the first thing that came to my mind was oh ****

. so he pulls up next to me in a doge charger

and he smiles and then he tells me id'e like to try and catch your car on an open road


. so then he asked how fast does it go i replied about 220 mph and 0-60 in 2.2 seconds. then he tells me that he would never catch me and that i had a beautiful car have a nice day and drove off



. who knows i might learn how to play golf to
