What makes the best trucker?

[Rigjockey]

That sounds disgusting

It might be. I have never had one. I figure it is a drink for our betters to have at brunch.

 

[Oxbow]

I'm still trying to figure out what's in one.
I'm quite certain we don't have them here.

Champagne and orange juice, with a strawberry for good measure, served in a flute (not like a piccolo, a type of glass).

 

[Oxbow]

Winning is winning

Sing it Bobby Bare!

 

[MJ1657]

Champagne and orange juice, with a strawberry for good measure, served in a flute (not like a piccolo, a type of glass).

Substitute vodka and I might give it a try.

 

[MJ1657]

Sing it Bobby Bare!

That's @Snowman_w900 theme song.

 

[Humble pie]

Do U have OJ and Champagne in Minnesota?

I think OJ is in LA and I’m pretty sure I saw champagne dancing in Atlanta

 

[MJ1657]

Man it's hard to beat anything ol Bobby Bare sings about in my opinion. Fact.

He definitely has some good ones

 

[Mike]

Sing it Bobby Bare!

 

[Adk Bob]

Best Truckers... gets the load delivered on time, drives safe causing no accidents or pissing off 4 wheelers, helps other truckers and is a good Ambassador for all truck drivers.

 

[BlackBart]

Best Truckers... gets the load delivered on time, drives safe causing no accidents or pissing off 4 wheelers, helps other truckers and is a good Ambassador for all truck drivers.

4 wheelers dont need no help from us gettin PO’ed

They do that just fine on their own with their fartbook feed

 

[StupidDriver]

It's the truck that makes the trucker........

1. The best truckers drive Volvos and haul brand sparkling new reefers stocked with ice cream

2. The worst ones hide in long nose Peterbilts and haul squealing hogs to slaughter: smell 'em a mile away

This is true

 

[Hillbilly Canuck]

produce is at the deadest point of the year

Oh well.....