What makes the best trucker?
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MJ1657
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Rigjockey
In Gord we trust!
Vanilla Ice was smart and invested his money as he was making into a tanking Florida real estate market.
Hammer just figured the gravy train would never stop.
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Humble pie
What we have is a failure to communicate.
I certainly figured that parachute pants were more than a fad
Shogun Warrior
Loaded like a freight train flyin like an airplane
The winner would have to drink a Mimosa with his pinky in the air.
MJ1657
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I'm still trying to figure out what's in one.
I'm quite certain we don't have them here.
Wore Out
What’s left of an ol highballer
Winning is winning
Shogun Warrior
Loaded like a freight train flyin like an airplane
MJ1657
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You're super smart
Rigjockey
In Gord we trust!
Champagne and Orange juice.
Who doesn't have a fine bottle of Dom Perignon chilling in their bunk fridge?
MJ1657
Misunderstood
That sounds disgusting
4mer Trucker
Illiterate Adult
Do U have OJ and Champagne in Minnesota?
Shogun Warrior
Loaded like a freight train flyin like an airplane
I'm sure you could substitute Beet Juice and Coors Light and get close.
MJ1657
Misunderstood
We have orange juice for sure.
4mer Trucker
Illiterate Adult
U can substitute Coors Light for the Champagne and have a Minnesota Mimosa
4mer Trucker
Illiterate Adult
The Beet Juice would make it look like a Shirley Temple Flash
MJ1657
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I think I'll just stick with a plain beer
4mer Trucker
Illiterate Adult
U'd be a big hit in the Barn sharing Minnesota Mimosas with the Gang
MJ1657
Misunderstood
I could only imagine
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