Tim
U.S.Constitution
My doctor tells me I should exercise more, lose weight, and quit drinking.
Did the Doc say anything about having to cut back on sex? He or she hit every other high point in life!
My doctor tells me I should exercise more, lose weight, and quit drinking.
Bet he takes a toke on the pipe after every patient he see's.He drives one of those recumbent bikes around town when it's nice out. He's really skinny, and I really don't like the guy. Everything is YOUR fault....which is probably true...but still...a recumbent bike?!
Dude's a hippie weirdo.
He does seem way to calm and eager to laugh at my stupid jokes. Especially the jokes about the record setting flatulence I got as an unrecorded side effect of Chantix years back. He thought that was hilarious. I kept wondering who from the movie Animal House he reminded me of...but there was nobody. More like one of the stiff from the other house...
@DubbleD hows THAT for a segue. Or derailment....whichever...
My doctor's a vegetarian.
I think we know where this is going, but I'll continue anyway.
He insists I become one as well. My response is always the same. "Well, Doc, we both know that's just not going to happen. I run on high protein and like the flavor of meat. Besides. I was made with canine teeth for a reason."
Nah, sex is great exercise. And is also probably the only exercise some people ever get.Did the Doc say anything about having to cut back on sex? He or she hit every other high point in life!
Nah, sex is great exercise. And is also probably the only exercise some people ever get.
I could bring up a good point here, and that is a healthy person has a more enjoyable sex life. So if you need motivation to quit smoking and lose weight, there you go. Higher sex drive, more stamina, and a more intense experience overall.

Nah, sex is great exercise. And is also probably the only exercise some people ever get.
I could bring up a good point here, and that is a healthy person has a more enjoyable sex life. So if you need motivation to quit smoking and lose weight, there you go. Higher sex drive, more stamina, and a more intense experience overall.
Don't have a comparison personally, just know what other people have told me from their experiences.But....bu-but....you've always been a slender non-smoker....so where does your comparison come from?
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Well if thats the case I better smoke more. When I not home I masterbate like 3 times a day, I cant take much more if quiting smoking ups my sex drive!
If fact I think I'm gonna do it right now just thinking about........as soon as I finish this cigarette.
Well if thats the case I better smoke more. When I not home I masterbate like 3 times a day, I cant take much more if quiting smoking ups my sex drive!
If fact I think I'm gonna do it right now just thinking about........as soon as I finish this cigarette.
Can I watch? Send me pictures!
Yeah.. send Whirlwind pictures!
I don't wanna see Tim nekkid but I'm more than willing to scroll thru them while voying her !!
Somehow I feel you are using me to advance yourself to Whirlwind..............I feel so cheap and used!
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....though it does sound yummy.....
New update for those that are interested. Drumroll please. As of this morning, I now weigh 250.4 lbs.. That is a total loss of 9 3/4 lbs in two weeks and I am very proud of myself.
I hope you all have a great weekend. Have fun on all your runs, speed safely,
and watch out, I might be headed at you like a speed freak on acid.