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Duck
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On the 30th, we got .91 inch. Broke the record for one-day rainfall in Spokane. Shut up. It ain't Florida. I hate Florida.
Anyway, I was southbound on Browne, almost to the freeway. Had to go under the railroad bridge just south of Sprague and didn't realize how deep the water would be under there. I hit that huge puddle and sent water clear up to the roof of the underpass and an impressive wave out each side of the truck and trailer. The tsunami I accidentally created washed the wall on the other side of the walkway on the right like a pressure blaster.
There were several homeless people sleeping under the bridge on that walkway. I hit the brakes to stop making such a wave, but it was already too late. I'd already thoroughly douched four or five people. I think only the two on the south end of the walkway were saved. I felt awful about it.
Lower Wacker Drive in Chicago is like a tunnel. Full of homeless people. Or at least it was back in the 1990's.
My friends and I discovered that on our own one night when we were driving around.
A few if them went back there a few days later with super soakers and paintball guns.
I didn't go with them.
I did a lot of crazy things in my day but I drew the line at harassing homeless people.
Blood
Driveler Emeritus
Wait a minute! @Duck worked for a mega? 'Cause we all know those yards are full of homeless.Unless they're camping in your yard.
bastard!
Inkeper
Well-Known Member
Sorry, but this made me actually laugh out loud. If you had done it on purpose, maybe not, but it is still funny.
On the 30th, we got .91 inch. Broke the record for one-day rainfall in Spokane. Shut up. It ain't Florida. I hate Florida.
Anyway, I was southbound on Browne, almost to the freeway. Had to go under the railroad bridge just south of Sprague and didn't realize how deep the water would be under there. I hit that huge puddle and sent water clear up to the roof of the underpass and an impressive wave out each side of the truck and trailer. The tsunami I accidentally created washed the wall on the other side of the walkway on the right like a pressure blaster.
There were several homeless people sleeping under the bridge on that walkway. I hit the brakes to stop making such a wave, but it was already too late. I'd already thoroughly douched four or five people. I think only the two on the south end of the walkway were saved. I felt awful about it.
WTF? Indians used Hula Hoops when dancing? How many do you have Injun? Do you have any pictures? I gotta say, I'm getting pretty fucking turned on. Text me.
Historically, Injuns danced naked. Don't have any pics, though. What you saw of me at the Petro.. is all you'll see of me. You have an imagination. Put it to work.
Blood
Driveler Emeritus
Whatever...
@Skateboard has been sending us pics of you from his drone for a couple of years now.
You might wanna start closing the blinds.
I got nothing to be ashamed of. Good genetics with some self upkeep and I'm not too bad for a 48 year old grandma. Not a 10, but not a 0 either.Whatever...
@Skateboard has been sending us pics of you from his drone for a couple of years now.
You might wanna start closing the blinds.
when i shave my back, i'm not a 10, nor a 0 either, 60 something granpa.....
why don;t they take drone pics of me..?????
They do, but they don't brag about it.
Duck
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Well there's a sliding scale.
The older you get, and remain thin, the higher you get on the 0-10 scale.
Seriously, look around. Your lack of blubber puts you in the minority among women your age.
Rigjockey
In Gord we trust!
Just to pay tuition to med school right?
Duck
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I was expecting @Blood or @Skateboard to run with that one.Just to pay tuition to med school right?
Rigjockey
In Gord we trust!
Nah, Bud. I have sent my fair share of dancers through "higher" education
Duck
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That's OK. It's a grown-up joke.
Just finish your ice cream and go watch cartoons.
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