Shows you should watch, because I said so.


The Americans.

It's about that KGB Sleeper Agent program where they brainwashed spies into living, looking and acting exactly like Americans. The KGB actually did this during the Cold War, to which I ask...where the hell are all these people now that there is no Soviet Union anymore?

I watched the pilot episode and it's pretty good so far.

Their children get voted into office on forged birth certificates from Hawaii.......oh wait wrong thread my bad.
 
I finished watching Homeland this week because I was so busy. The first season kinda dragged, but the second season was pretty suspenseful and ends with one hell of a twist, and all the characters are in REALLY deep doo doo...

Can't wait for season 3.
 
Yeah, I usually end up having to watch stuff again.

Like that show Defiance on SyFy. I was pretty hammered for the first four episodes, and ended up watching them again. I'm going to finish the season, but it's pretty bad. Even when you're loaded.
 
Sons of Anarchy is probably a show I would watch. If the Canadian government didn't have such asinine rules regarding telivision broadcasting. We have no FX up there, and as far as I know, no Canadian network, or specialty channel has bought the show for broadcast up there.
They do too it`s on FX on a good cable package. That I am getting rid of next week.
 
I'm watching a show on Netflix called Hemlock Grove. It is awful and awesome at the same time. It's good to see Battlestar Galacticas actors working again. It has boobs. It has "high school" kids who look 28 and drink beer and smoke cigarettes all the time. The werewolf transformations are pretty lame. I want a man-beast not just a full on wolf. Gyspy chicks are hot and trashy, and the rich chicks are hot and trashy.
 
Vikings.

Because Vikings are just cool. Tough as nails marauders and pillagers travelling all the way to the North American continent in 50 foot boats. That's just awesome. And when they form metal bands, you can actually understand the lyrics. Though this show would have been better on HBO or Showtime.





See that? When you read the lyrics at the bottom, you can understand them just fine!
 
Netflix Original.

Orange is the New Black.

Has the amazon female from That 70's Show in it, and lots of lesbo scenes for you who are into cheap thrills. Not me of course, I simply like the sociological heirarchies of prison life, and how it never applies from what goes on in the outside world, and how the good guys always win in prison and -


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....


Sorry couldn't keep a straight face there.

Prison show, lots of boobs.
 
I'm kinda changing my mind about Orange is The New Black.

About 4 episodes in, and I'm just kinda....blahh.

Also, on Netflix is a series based on From Dusk Till Dawn.

Robert Rodriguez took his own story...butchered the crap out of it, and has dragged it out for six episodes so far. It takes FIVE episodes to get the the Titty Twister alone, and I'm really wondering if there's going to be a sleazy...ohhhh so sleazy...and delicious dance scene with no nudity but somehow it was okay.

Anyway, watch it if there's nothing else to watch.

It has Jake Busey in it, if that tells you anything. He even does a Jedi Mind Trick suggestion thing that HAD to be totally improv but just came off bad.

Oh, and the guy who plays Carlos the snake/vampire/shapeshifter/villian person is Fez from That 70's Show.
 
Season 2 of Orange is The New Black is up on Netflix.

Much of it was filmed in my hometown. That Suffolk Theater is right on Main st. In Riverhead.
 
I've never heard of the Blacklist and I've never watched 24.

You should all also watch a show called Penny Dreadful. It's sick and gory and weird and has every gothic horror character in it. I'm up to episode 3 and it just keeps getting weirder.
 
The Walking Dead is back.

And a new season of Survivor, which has a lot of people playing for a million dollars that don't need it. I've watched a few episodes at home. Hot chicks in wet bikinis who haven't bathed in weeks are still hot chicks in wet bikinis.

Sadly, there's not midgets this season so @maddmaxx63 would lose interest pretty quickly.

It's funny though because they have John Rocker, who was a pitcher for the Braves in the 90's and made racist comments and destroyed his own career, and now he's on Survivor complaining about losing totally asexual challenges to girls. Even his own lip enhanced, seriously boob-jobbed girlfriend.

The guy proves himself a douche in record time.

I'm a week or two behind so ease it with the spoilers for those of you that get home regularly...
 
I lost interest in Survivor after the first season. That was the only one in which regular people were cast. After that, it's been all "beautiful people" and celebrities. *yawn*

Same with Big Brother.
 

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