SweetDaddy
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Yes. That's why I NEVER carried a Pistol or the Big Caliber Rifles.
My eyes is messed up
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Rigjockey
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One time I was palying some Ghetto bastard and he Seward. Etiquette dictates that when you sink the white ball you need to pick it up and spot it. I told him he needed to get the ball and spot it. He responded by telling me to go fuck my self. I grabbed him and slammed his head on the the slate where the ball should have been spotted.
Not exactly etiquette or classy on my part but that is what happened. Not one of my shining moments that is for sure.
Not exactly etiquette or classy on my part but that is what happened. Not one of my shining moments that is for sure.
Rigjockey
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AAAND we have a new contender. Soap! yes, Soap. I have abstained from dairy and beer. After showering , The next day there is a red dry spot under my eye and I am itchy.
I should have suspected that. But who thinks soap is bad?
I never thought of it but I changed brands 3 weeks ago about the time this shit started.
Why don't you just go to a DR.? Because! That is one day and they ain't gonna tell me nothing and want to book me into an allergist.
I can't say where I will be in 2 days much less a week from 2 days.
I should have suspected that. But who thinks soap is bad?
I never thought of it but I changed brands 3 weeks ago about the time this shit started.
Why don't you just go to a DR.? Because! That is one day and they ain't gonna tell me nothing and want to book me into an allergist.
I can't say where I will be in 2 days much less a week from 2 days.
Duck
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If you think it's allergies, go to a local farmer's market in whatever area you spend the most time in (yeah ... I know..) and get locally produced honey. Simply squirt some honey into your mouth (shut up, @Blood) once a day or so. The bees collect the pollens you're allergic to and make the honey out of it. By ingesting the hyper-allergenic bee poop you'll build an immunity to it.
Rigjockey
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I don't even know what to say. Yes that may be helpful but at the same time you just told me to go eat bee shit!
Duck
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Honey is bee poop. What else would you call it? I'm no entomology expert but as far as I know, they eat pollen and crap out honey.I don't even know what to say. Yes that may be helpful but at the same time you just told me to go eat bee ****!
Rigjockey
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Well, If I had to eat a shit sandwich honey would be my first choice
Southern Fried
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Soooooo... the next time wifey calls you Honey she's comparing you to bee poop? Well, that would explainn alot about the never-ending "Honey-do" lists.
Duck
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How about Kopi Lowak coffee?Well, If I had to eat a **** sandwich honey would be my first choice
In Indonesia, they take coffee beans and feed them to a little raccoon-like critter called a civek. The beans make it through the animal's digestive tract visually intact, but when they pick it out of it's poop, they find that the coffee has a different flavor to it.
Coffee beans that have been eaten & pooped out by a civek are expensive but it's really popular in Japan.
Kopi Luwak - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Rigjockey
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LOL I have heard of that. The beans are more expensive after they have been in shit. I heard it on NPR Now I know why they are full of shit!How about Kopi Lowak coffee?
In Indonesia, they take coffee beans and feed them to a little racoon-like critter called a civek. The beans make it through the animal's digestive tract visually intact, but when they pick it out of it's poop, they find that the coffee has a different flavor to it.
Coffee beans that have been eaten & pooped out by a civek are really expensive but it's really popular in Japan.
Kopi Luwak - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Rigjockey
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No it was only a cat in the bucket list movie that was screened in New England.
Duck
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It's also called a "toddy cat". But it's a raccoon-type of creature.
Asian palm civet - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Rigjockey
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Okay update. i owe y'all that. Well like 6 months or what ever on my own trying nail this down. I change my soap, my shampoo, My eating habits convinced it was yeast allergy.
I finally broke down and went to the dr..
He sent me to a specialist. Specialist says eczema. No shit? No shit! from stress, you have stress.
Okay! cool. so once this goes away I can have pizza and beer again?
pizza and beer are bad for you, Cut down on your stress.
My stress is not having pizza and beer.
Cut down on your stress.
Fer fuck sakes!
I finally broke down and went to the dr..
He sent me to a specialist. Specialist says eczema. No shit? No shit! from stress, you have stress.
Okay! cool. so once this goes away I can have pizza and beer again?
pizza and beer are bad for you, Cut down on your stress.
My stress is not having pizza and beer.
Cut down on your stress.
Fer fuck sakes!
One of the guys here as the same problem. His eyes are red all around. He has really bad dry skin to the point he bleeds in spots. He has a washing machine from Germany that runs on some weird voltage in his house. It boils the clothes as it washes them. He's really weird. A PhD in nuclear physics. A real nut case.
Rigjockey
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So, you have met Sheldon Cooper?
Lol...This guy is worse. He doesn't cash or deposit his checks. When they build up to 5 not cashed they get on his case. They finally had to stop paying him until he gave his bank info so they could do direct deposit.
He has no phone or cable at home. The government can spy on him he thinks. He has a chair in the living room and a tv on the floor. He drives a Prius too!
Rigjockey
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LOL. we had a guy like that, Lived with his Mom. the opened his locker and there was a bunch of uncashed checks.
well he was useless as fuck, But he took those checks and bought stock in the company. It served him well until they realized he was useless as fuck. unfortunately he owned much stock. wellshedding him would be costly
And then he became a liability and the payout was better than the risk of keeping him around.
Annd everyone slept well at night
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