Hmmm! A water balloon fight in an Alaskan winter. Ouch, that could hurt!
I even hated fireworks as a kid. It's tolerable for an hour. But enter the American brain-dead idiot that has to fire them off in the middle of the night for 3 days before and 3 days after the silly holiday that they bought them for. On New Years, the 4th of July and other related holidays, I just sit and a wish blindness, dismemberment and death upon those that have to get the loudest shit money can buy.
By the same token, the stupid little firecrackers that go on for hours and hours and days and days are just as annoying.
My favorite news stories are those that report the fireworks injuries of missing fingers, burns and hearing losses. Serves them right.