I probably shouldn't do the kid's homework for her, but ...
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Southern Fried
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Well?????
You gonna tell us your "grade"????
You gonna tell us your "grade"????
Duck
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She hasn't replied to it.
The kid has the personality of a cow these days ever since she decided that at the age of 14, she's an adult & knows everything.
Southern Fried
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She probably does know as much as her 'teacher".
Duck
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Ignorance and a hell of a lot of other bad things.
If not more lolShe probably does know as much as her 'teacher".
And just why is your ass home
Duck
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Because I have enough $$$ in a bank account that I don't have to.And just why is your ass home
Duck
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Nope. She barely has enough to pay for her own cigarettes. I have to buy them half the time.Dont you mean mrs duck has enough $$$
Duck
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Nope. She knows better than that. I wear the pants around here. Except when she pulls them off.I ment your paycheck in her account. Whats hers is hers and whats yours is hers
A man and his new bride were on the first night of their honeymoon. As they were undressing, the man handed his pants to his wife and told her to try them on.
She did and said, "I can't wear these, they're too big."
He said, "That's right--and don't you forget it, either."
She took her little panties off and handed them to him, saying, "Here--try these on."
He put a foot into one leg and couldn't get them halfway up his thigh. He said, "Well, I can't get into these."
"That's right," responded the new bride, "and that's the way it'll be until your attitude changes."
She did and said, "I can't wear these, they're too big."
He said, "That's right--and don't you forget it, either."
She took her little panties off and handed them to him, saying, "Here--try these on."
He put a foot into one leg and couldn't get them halfway up his thigh. He said, "Well, I can't get into these."
"That's right," responded the new bride, "and that's the way it'll be until your attitude changes."
Tmi
Lol mrs duck cracking the whip on your ass
Schools in Detroit are finally starting to teach practical math that these
kids can use in real-world situations!
NAME____________________
GANG/CREW NAME______________
CRIB_________________
1. Lajames has an AK-47 with a 200-round clip. He usually misses 6 of
every 10 shots and he uses 13 rounds per drive-by shootin. How many mofos
can Lajames ice on a drive-by before he gotta reload?
2. Leroy has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Antonio for
$320 and 2 grams to Juan for $85 per gram, what be the street value of the
rest of his shit?
3. Dwayne pimps 3 ho's. If the price is $85 per trick, how many tricks per
day must each ho turn to support Dwayne's $800 per day crack habit?
4. Raul wants to cut the pound of cocaine he bought for $40,000 to make
20% profit. How many ounce bags will he need to make to gets the 20%
upside?
5. Ray-Ray gets $2000 for a stolen BMW, $1,500 for stealing a Corvette,
and $1,000 for a 4 x 4. If he steals 1 BMW, 2 Corvettes and 3 4x4's, how
many more Corvettes must he steal to make the 10k for his brother's bail?
6. Pedro got 6 years for murder. He also got $10,000 for the hit. If his
common-law wife spends $100 of his hit money per month, how much money
will be left when he gets out?
7. If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square feet and the average
letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can be sprayed with three 8 oz.
cans of spray paint with 20% paint left over?
8. Tyrone knocked up 4 girls in the gang. There be 20 girls in his gang.
What be the percentage of bitches Tyrone knocked up?
9. Lafawnda is a lookout for the gang. Lafawnda also has a boa constrictor
that eats 5 rats per week and a cost of $5 per rat. If Lafawnda makes $700
a week as a lookout, how many weeks can she feed her snake with one week's
income?
10. Marvin steals Juan's skateboard. As Marvin skates away at 15mph, Juan
loads his 357 Magnum piece. If it takes Juan 20 seconds to load his piece,
how far away will Marvin be when he gets whacked?
kids can use in real-world situations!
NAME____________________
GANG/CREW NAME______________
CRIB_________________
1. Lajames has an AK-47 with a 200-round clip. He usually misses 6 of
every 10 shots and he uses 13 rounds per drive-by shootin. How many mofos
can Lajames ice on a drive-by before he gotta reload?
2. Leroy has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Antonio for
$320 and 2 grams to Juan for $85 per gram, what be the street value of the
rest of his shit?
3. Dwayne pimps 3 ho's. If the price is $85 per trick, how many tricks per
day must each ho turn to support Dwayne's $800 per day crack habit?
4. Raul wants to cut the pound of cocaine he bought for $40,000 to make
20% profit. How many ounce bags will he need to make to gets the 20%
upside?
5. Ray-Ray gets $2000 for a stolen BMW, $1,500 for stealing a Corvette,
and $1,000 for a 4 x 4. If he steals 1 BMW, 2 Corvettes and 3 4x4's, how
many more Corvettes must he steal to make the 10k for his brother's bail?
6. Pedro got 6 years for murder. He also got $10,000 for the hit. If his
common-law wife spends $100 of his hit money per month, how much money
will be left when he gets out?
7. If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square feet and the average
letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can be sprayed with three 8 oz.
cans of spray paint with 20% paint left over?
8. Tyrone knocked up 4 girls in the gang. There be 20 girls in his gang.
What be the percentage of bitches Tyrone knocked up?
9. Lafawnda is a lookout for the gang. Lafawnda also has a boa constrictor
that eats 5 rats per week and a cost of $5 per rat. If Lafawnda makes $700
a week as a lookout, how many weeks can she feed her snake with one week's
income?
10. Marvin steals Juan's skateboard. As Marvin skates away at 15mph, Juan
loads his 357 Magnum piece. If it takes Juan 20 seconds to load his piece,
how far away will Marvin be when he gets whacked?
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