Electric Chicken
Well-Known Member
I just reviewed my job application to work for myself.
What do you do when you decide you're not the right person for the job?
What do you do when you decide you're not the right person for the job?
I had to bribe myself to hire myself.I just reviewed my job application to work for myself.
What do you do when you decide you're not the right person for the job?
Yeah I'm going to run that through OY-DUH.Don’t forget about the drug clearinghouse. Make sure you sign up as a carrier, then make sure you are signed up as an employee so you can spend money to do a background check on yourself.
I can't afford to bribe me. I want too much.I had to bribe myself to hire myself.
and look at what you ended up with........a half crazed furniture moverI had to bribe myself to hire myself.
you put a job listing on Craig's ListI just reviewed my job application to work for myself.
What do you do when you decide you're not the right person for the job?
BriberyI can't afford to bribe me. I want too much.
I could pull the race card. I won't hire me because I'm not into NASCAR.Bribery
That's a lawsuit.
You should sue yourself. Then you'll be able to afford bribing yourself.
That just means your not qualified to be a truck driver.I could pull the race card. I won't hire me because I'm not into NASCAR.
Which one do you pretend to have driven for?That just means your not qualified to be a truck driver.
You need to pick a favorite driver, buy their merch, and wear it on Sundays while asking who won the race.
Step 2 is to tell everyone at the lunch counter that you used to haul the car for some past driver and attend all the races because that was your job.
Do this soon, otherwise risk being outcast from truckin’
I hauled Dale Jarrett’s 88 car back when he won the Winston Cup title. He had me leading the pit crew at times because I was that awesome.Which one do you pretend to have driven for?
I wanna be able to say you're full of shit because that's the one I hauled.
Well that's a lie because it was me. Stolen valor!I hauled Dale Jarrett’s 88 car back when he won the Winston Cup title. He had me leading the pit crew at times because I was that awesome.
****….That just means your not qualified to be a truck driver.
You need to pick a favorite driver, buy their merch, and wear it on Sundays while asking who won the race.
Step 2 is to tell everyone at the lunch counter that you used to haul the car for some past driver and attend all the races because that was your job.
Do this soon, otherwise risk being outcast from truckin’
Lucky for me I never read your posts!****….
I ain’t neber dun this…
Is that why I’m not a trucker?
But I’ve hauled a bunch of super secret low security stuff for the gubermint that now that you know about y’all need to commit suicide For knowing sumthun ya ain’t supposed to know bout.
Do you? No.Do I need to actually contact Schneider to verify my own work history? Do they actually provide a document that says I did so?
You're such a nerd.Do you? No.
Does your motor carrier safety department/Human Resources or whomever you’ve designated to maintain your drivers files- Yes
Some day you might grasp why…You're such a nerd.