Duck
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No excuses. Quit being a lazy steering wheel holder.when you've done this crap as long as i have, you too will not wish to climb on any steer tire. as far as bugs on the windshield, this is what those long poles are for with sponges on the end, and of course, a garden hose.
as far as replacing wiper blades, this is what the shop is for.
i touch no more than i have to or need to.

And bugs don't wash off with the long handle things. You gotta get up on the tire & grab the handle just below the head and put some ass into it.
Geez,.... I bet your windshield is as bad as @Sinister's.







