Chop sticks, fortune cookies, eating dogs and cats for dinner, funny strange symbols instead of words and letters, ... and now they're making crop circles?
Maybe Chinese people are actually a secret alien race, disguised as humans, who came here to eat our pets and build giant walls and cheap cell phones.
It all makes perfect sense now.
That reminds me, I need to go to the grocery store. I ran out of tinfoil and my head is getting cold.