Alchemy 101, and still the only 20 thread you need to read.

[Sinister]

Any guesses on what the Chinese character in the background says?

YOU NO WHACK PEE PEE IN BAFFROOM!!! YOU HEA 4 HOWA!!!

 

[Keendriver]

Sorry about the racsim...phone...

Any guesses on what the Chinese character in the background says?

YOU NO WHACK PEE PEE IN BAFFROOM!!! YOU HEA 4 HOWA!!!

 

[Keendriver]

 

[Keendriver]

 

[Keendriver]

Aaaaaaaand.............

 

[Blood]

I'll skip the details of the total truck and trailer breakdown last weekend and the 12 hours I lost sitting in a Beet field.

I hope it was worth it to you @Injun ...

@Blood

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[Injun]

I hope it was worth it to you @Injun ...

Mine were radishes.

 

[Sinister]

Aaaaaaaand.............
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Oh I'm not allowed to to phonetic renderings of stereotypes but gay bashing is okay??

And what the hell is this about radishes?

I'm just outside Chicago land.

Tried to get unloaded last night in Allentown, didn't work, but I got empty way before my appointment today.

He still had no idea what to do.

I got a little mad. I did not have time for the whole "screw around a tank wash" thibg this week so his answer of "I'm working on it, just give me a chance." Kinda set me off.

So I beat feet across Ohio, PA, and most of Indiana.

He called at some point and told me to try to make the Lansing, IL terminal. Told him I couldn't quite do it on the elog. He says...and has said several times in the past few weeks...just run over the hours and "do the safe haven thing".

I don't know what that is supposed to be, but I considered it, and decided against it.

Racing into a tank wash at our affiliate headquarters to still end up waiting on a tank wash is stupid. Especially since as far as I know he has nothing lined up to load...still.

Really...we don't have any clean trailers at our headquarters terminal??

Besides...if in the next 43 miles or so when I'm doing this "safe haven thing"...someone bounces off my trailer...well...I got way bigger problems.

So I opted for hell no...ran it down to 7 minutes...and called it good.

 

[Keendriver]

Oh I'm not allowed to to phonetic renderings of stereotypes but gay bashing is okay??

Yes.

Live with it vape boy.

 

[Sinister]

I'm naaaaked under the vappppeee...

Wanna see an oily selfie of me flexing and vaping?

I'll post a video if you want too...

 

[Keendriver]

If it ain't a video of you "swimming" we ain't interested.

 

[Rigjockey]

Any guesses on what the Chinese character in the background says?

YOU NO WHACK PEE PEE IN BAFFROOM!!! YOU HEA 4 HOWA!!!

 

[Rigjockey]

Sorry about typos...phone...

No worries, You spelled FIB perfectly

 

[Sinister]

Home.

Got the lawn cut just before a pretty ugly thunderstorm came through. Got the new mortgage papers signed Friday, now I'm sitting here surfing craigslist for compact tractors and bush hogs because @Duck was mean to me and won't give me his.

 

[Blood]

Home.

Got the lawn cut just before a pretty ugly thunderstorm came through. Got the new mortgage papers signed Friday, now I'm sitting here surfing craigslist for compact tractors and bush hogs because @Duck was mean to me and won't give me his.

You could probably sue him for negligence and win.
Especially since there's a videotape of the incident.

 

[Injun]

You could probably sue him for negligence and win.
Especially since there's a videotape of the incident.

Statute of limitations might be up.

 

[Sinister]

Statute of limitations might be up.

Tell me about it!



In Oshkosh Loading for Ohio.

My decent week of 3 Peroxide loads to MN crapped out at the last minute yesterday.

Blaah. Ohio.

 

[Keendriver]

Statute of limitations might be up.

Tell me about it!

 

[Sinister]

Oh look, he's making his own memes now...

You have to recruit a teenager for that?

 

[Duck]

Oh look, he's making his own memes now...

You have to recruit a teenager for that?

YOU recruited a 35 year old for that once.