I really hate snakes

[patriciajnsn]

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I open the basement door to do more clothes and a snake crawls in.So it looks like i'll be doing the rest of my laundry at the laundrymat,That snake owns the basement now,LOL

 

[Mike]

I have two snakes in my truck.








































If either of them had the ability to move, they would own the truck!

 

[patriciajnsn]

Real snakes or play ones??????????????If real let me see a pic.Actually some do have a snake in their trk.I'll stick with the common dog,LOL.I need to get in the babsement to see if I can find some paperwork but I guess that's going to have to wait till the snake is caught,dead or alive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have two snakes in my truck.








































If either of them had the ability to move, they would own the truck!

 

[Mr. Q]

Besides the biblical reference, I really don't even know why snakes were created. Then if you are religious, then you're familiar about the part where the serpent was cursed to spend eternity crawling around it's belly. This suggests that snakes used to have legs a long time ago. I see snakes nothing more than muscular worms with bones and teeth.

I don't know why snakes were even created....with their little evil beady looking eyes.....and their forked tongue.....

To conclude my statement, snakes just suck. But look at the situation like this: even when you come back home from the laundromat, the snakes will still be lurking in your house.

 

[terrylamar]

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I open the basement door to do more clothes and a snake crawls in.So it looks like i'll be doing the rest of my laundry at the laundrymat,That snake owns the basement now,LOL

I bet you don't have any mice or rats in your basement! I will take a snake two or fifty over rats any day.

 

[Mike]

Fake snakes. I have had a green rubber snake for several years, and one of the girls left another toy one in the truck this week.

 

[patriciajnsn]

Nope have'nt seen any mice,rats or roaches for a long time.But we do have a fair share of snakes around here.First time one has ever crawled in the basement though.

I bet you don't have any mice or rats in your basement! I will take a snake two or fifty over rats any day.

 

[Mr. Q]

I'm trying to click the "quote" button on Mike's statement, but an invisible force is keeping me from clicking it. Someone call an exorcist! I'm being possessed! (You're lucky THIS time, Mike!) I also have a sna.....

***a sudden powerful force hurls me towards the bunk area...***

 

[patriciajnsn]

I bought a fake snake form the black hills.I bought it to scare the hell out of my dispatcher from another company and ended up scareing me instead everytime I looked at.Thing did look very real.Finally I took it out of my trk for good.Think I tossed it.

Fake snakes. I have had a green rubber snake for several years, and one of the girls left another toy one in the truck this week.

 

[terrylamar]

I'm trying to click the "quote" button on Mike's statement, but an invisible force is keeping me from clicking it. Someone call an exorcist! I'm being possessed! (You're lucky THIS time, Mike!) I also have a sna.....

***a sudden powerful force hurls me towards the bunk area...***

That isn't large enough to be considered a snake, maybe a snakette! I know what you mean, I had the same forces working on me!

 

[WildChild]

One of my dispatchers/safety/truck push HATES, snakes, lizards and spiders. To date I have brought him a snake from my garden, a lizard that tried running up my pant leg at a location (good thing he didn't make it or I would have shucked my britches in front of a bunch of rig hands) I like the lil buggers just not in my pants.... lord that sounds horrible.

Next paycheck I am buying a remote controlled spider off the net to scare the crap out of him with.

He screams like a little girl and is the biggest macho man I can think of... its hysterical.

 

[Mike]

Stop talking about my snake!

 

[countryboy]

You should catch it and cook it up. Post the pictures on whats for supper. Just fry it up like you would a chicken with mashed potatoes and gravy. Sorry, but I see food every where I go.

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I open the basement door to do more clothes and a snake crawls in.So it looks like i'll be doing the rest of my laundry at the laundrymat,That snake owns the basement now,LOL

 

[boone315]

I don't mind them, which is a good thing since I have a marsh behind the house and a wooded rocky ledge across the road with a huge lake just a little ways over. I will go out on the deck and it is nothing to see a dozen snakes sunning themselves. I can't leave the door open 'cause they come right in the house. They do a great job at keeping the bug and rodent population down but it doesn't do much good. We were cutting wood today and we saw a black water snake crawl out of the woodpile that must have been 12 foot long. It was huge.

 

[Mr. Q]

One of my dispatchers/safety/truck push HATES, snakes, lizards and spiders. To date I have brought him a snake from my garden, a lizard that tried running up my pant leg at a location (good thing he didn't make it or I would have shucked my britches in front of a bunch of rig hands) I like the lil buggers just not in my pants.... lord that sounds horrible.

Next paycheck I am buying a remote controlled spider off the net to scare the crap out of him with.

He screams like a little girl and is the biggest macho man I can think of... its hysterical.

Monkey spiders are amongst the creepiest looking spiders. The brown recluse spider scares the crap out of me more than the black widow. One bite from a brown recluse and kiss the affected area around the bite wound good-bye!

Water striders and daddy long leg spiders I can live with.

 

[patriciajnsn]

I bet you're quite the card wildchild,your name says that,LOL.I hate creepy crawly lookin things but yesterday believe it or not I held a bearded dragon this trl shop got from a pet store.I was waiting for my trl to get repaired and seen that in the aquarium and the owner of the place who was at least 80 yr old lady held it and figure if she can so can I.He stayed on my shouldr for a half hr,his name is Joey.

 

[boone315]

One of my dispatchers/safety/truck push HATES, snakes, lizards and spiders. To date I have brought him a snake from my garden, a lizard that tried running up my pant leg at a location (good thing he didn't make it or I would have shucked my britches in front of a bunch of rig hands) I like the lil buggers just not in my pants.... lord that sounds horrible.

Next paycheck I am buying a remote controlled spider off the net to scare the crap out of him with.

He screams like a little girl and is the biggest macho man I can think of... its hysterical.

My step father is the same way, we have pictures of him hand feeding wild black bears at the town dump but if he sees a snake in the haymow or garden he runs screaming like (dare I say) a little girl.

 

[patriciajnsn]

Now that's a long snake.

I don't mind them, which is a good thing since I have a marsh behind the house and a wooded rocky ledge across the road with a huge lake just a little ways over. I will go out on the deck and it is nothing to see a dozen snakes sunning themselves. I can't leave the door open 'cause they come right in the house. They do a great job at keeping the bug and rodent population down but it doesn't do much good. We were cutting wood today and we saw a black water snake crawl out of the woodpile that must have been 12 foot long. It was huge.

 

[boone315]

Monkey spiders are amongst the creepiest looking spiders. The brown recluse spider scares the crap out of me more than the black widow. One bite from a brown recluse and kiss the affected area around the bite wound good-bye!

Water striders and daddy long leg spiders I can live with.

Had a service buddy who lost half a ass cheek because of a recluse, we were in the field training when he got bit by it. He didn't go to sick bay because he wanted to be tough, by the time he went, they had to dig a hole in his but cheek 3 inches wide and over an inch deep to remove the dead tissue.

 

[terrylamar]

While attending the University of Texas, I was working as a Security Guard to help pay for school. I was on the night shift with another guard. We would take turns making rounds. As we were both college students, we used separate offices to study between rounds. Anyway, during the day someone had killed a snake outside. A pretty big one. The chopped off its head. I snuck it inside with me on one of my rounds and waited until the other guard went to make his rounds. Then I wrapped it around one of the legs of the desk he was using. He comes back and there I am trying to do my best and not laugh. So, he goes back to his office, I can hear him sit down and all is quite for a couple of minutes. Then I hear funiture crashing and he is screaming just like a little girl. I'm not sure, but I think he wet his pants too!