Taylor Swift gives her tour truck drivers $100,000 bonus

[Electric Chicken]

Taylor Swift outed herself as a lefty not too long ago.

No amount of philanthropy makes up for being a leftist.

She's pretty hot. I'd save her if the lefties got bombed.

 

[Duck]

She's pretty hot. I'd save her if the lefties got bombed.

She's worth keeping around as a toy.

 

[Electric Chicken]

She's worth keeping around as a toy.

I mean if California was sawzalled off at the fault line the way I recommend, and she reached out for me, I'd grab her hand.

 

[Duck]

I mean if California was sawzalled off at the fault line the way I recommend, and she reached out for me, I'd grab her hand.

And then bring her home with you and keep her chained up to your bed as a toy.

 

[Electric Chicken]

And then bring her home with you and keep her chained up to your bed as a toy.

Futon.

 

[Duck]

Futon.

I saw something on TV that says she flies more miles in a private jet than any other celebrity.

So you'll have to get one of those tube shaped doomsday bunkers to keep her in, and paint a line of fake windows with clouds on the walls, and get a faux leather couch.

 

[Electric Chicken]

I saw something on TV that says she flies more miles in a private jet than any other celebrity.

So you'll have to get one of those tube shaped doomsday bunkers to keep her in, and paint a line of fake windows with clouds on the walls, and get a faux leather couch.

Embroidered with the Embraer logo.

 

[BlackBart]

Good on her if its true

Didnt figure her to be the type to give a shit about workin stiffs