Ya' know ya' try to be nice and it just don't payoff.
Waiting in line at the beer store and buddy just stepped out of line to grab some single cans and was going to go to the back of the line. i was last in line I said nah, just go ahead, you were here.
Payment time and it is beep, declined, beep, declined. let me try this card, beep, declined. Buddy is now counting out change.

Fur **** sakes! I should have ran a credit check on him before letting him in front of me. I could have been home by the time he was done

Hey bigboi, what are ya gonna do in the morning when you need a double double at Tim Hortons?