Random thoughts ... put 'em here

[Blood]

Where exactly do we gotta send you two to make that happen?

Washington, baby!!
We will turn it back to DC instead of AC/DC.
[no offense to rock n roll intended]

 

[Keendriver]

Washington, baby!!
We will turn it back to DC instead of AC/DC.
[no offense to rock n roll intended]

Oh, see I thought you were going for the "addition by subtraction" thing.


My bad.

 

[Duck]

I think I just figured out why Obama hates coal so much.

It's all he's ever gotten in his stocking for Christmas Ramadan.

 

[(((ME)))]

Ever wonder what the egg said, to the chicken...Enough is enough when you going to let me out of this shell so I can join the rest of the cluckers.

 

[8978]

Holy shit. I just watched that Bridezilla reality show. What a complete bunch of B******'s

 

[Tazz]

Holy ****. I just watched that Bridezilla reality show. What a complete bunch of B******'s

Loss of 1.2 million man points. So your score is now -2.4 million Nancy

 

[Chewbacca]

Loss of 1.2 million man points. So your score is now -2.4 million Nancy

Bwaaaahhhh!!! I just spit my beer out. I know, I know...... Alcohol abuse

 

[8978]

No, wait!!!! I was watching some war movie while on my laptop and it ended and that program was next.

 

[Duck]

No, wait!!!! I was watching some war movie while on my laptop and it ended and that program was next.

Yeah.. right..
Even @mndriver's dog is skeptical...

 

[Tazz]

No, wait!!!! I was watching some war movie while on my laptop and it ended and that program was next.

-3.6 million for a crappy lie. Keerist you should went with something like the hooker turned it on, or you were in an emergency room with your dying great great grandma and her last wish was to watch that show........

 

[Kiwi303]

What is Bridezilla?


I thought Godzilla was single? If there was more than one... why are there no mini-zillas flattening japanese fishing villages and aiming to grow up to Tokyo II size?

 

[GAnthony]

What is Bridezilla?


I thought Godzilla was single? If there was more than one... why are there no mini-zillas flattening japanese fishing villages and aiming to grow up to Tokyo II size?

enjoy

Bridezillas

 

[Injun]

enjoy

Bridezillas

You.

You are evil.

You owe @Kiwi303 an apology for that.

 

[GAnthony]

 

[Rigjockey]

Does RJ's new look remind anyone else of the zigzag man?




I think it works for you RJ.

A few years ago I decided to start sporting a soul patch.
Wife said nothing for the first week or so, then one evening as we were about to walk out the door for dinner she stopped, turned and said, "You know you look ridiculous, right?"

I told her to STHU and warm up the car while I shave.
I reckon that'll learn her to sass me!!

I was going for the look like the Anonymous guy, Hence the ridiculous joker smile yeah just like this.

 

[Rigjockey]

Your titty feeling privileges have been revoked!

Pal! Sorry, that was rude of me what i meant was, Yeah I meant

 

[Rigjockey]

 

[Duck]

When today's generation of programmed troblemakers run out of things to protest...

Idiot liberal f***tards offended by lack of fried chicken

Students at an ultra-liberal Ohio college are in an uproar over the fried chicken, sushi and Vietnamese sandwiches served in the school cafeterias, complaining the dishes are “insensitive” and “culturally inappropriate.”

Gastronomically correct students at Oberlin College — alma mater of Lena Dunham — are filling the school newspaper with complaints and demanding meetings with campus dining officials and even the college president.​

 

[Injun]

When today's generation of programmed troblemakers run out of things to protest...

Idiot liberal f***tards offended by lack of fried chicken

Students at an ultra-liberal Ohio college are in an uproar over the fried chicken, sushi and Vietnamese sandwiches served in the school cafeterias, complaining the dishes are “insensitive” and “culturally inappropriate.”

Gastronomically correct students at Oberlin College — alma mater of Lena Dunham — are filling the school newspaper with complaints and demanding meetings with campus dining officials and even the college president.​

Don't they have "safe places" where they can escape racial oppression? The cafeteria, I'll wager, ain't it.

 

[Duck]

Don't they have "safe places" where they can escape racial oppression? The cafeteria, I'll wager, ain't it.

They should go to Syria and form human chains in protest of the mistreatment of the oppressed and misunderstood islamic people, ... shortly before the Russians show up.