Random thoughts ... put 'em here

[Blood]

Your titty feeling privileges have been revoked!

 

[Blood]

RJ will be right back...
he went for a shave.

 

[Keendriver]

Thoughts for the day while driving:

How many people would give me the WTF look if I mounted a dildo to the seat of this Pete? Great way to relieve some stress as rough as this gal rides.

What is the point of a condo sleeper with one bed?

How much do I need to pay someone to get laid?

Gah, another truck to get broken in.

Ya know ... @Mike used to have an avatar that, out of the corner of my eye if I'm not looking directly at it, kind of looked like yours. Same color truck, or close enough....

AND.... he just bought a new truck.

So when I read that post I just about spit my beer all over my laptop because I thought Mike had said that.

 

[Duck]

Geez @Keendriver you suck at Ninja posts...

 

[Keendriver]

I barely f*ckin grasp regular posts, so.......





Get off me.

 

[Keendriver]

Geez @Keendriver you suck at Ninja posts...

So you read "reason for delete"..........specifically for you.

 

[Keendriver]

"I'm" old and I don't tell it like it is.

I don't even know what it is.

 

[Duck]

"I'm" old and I don't tell it like it is.

I don't even know what it is.

 

[Blood]

Your titty feeling privileges have been revoked!

 

[Blood]

Prince Alwaleed just awarded me a cool million to designate for philanthropic interests.


That's the last time I donate $5 to Wiki.


But just in case...
I might be sponsoring a platinum pee bottle award for the pissing contest here in the near future [once they process my debit card to credit my account].


some restrictions may apply

 

[8978]

My brother and I did this, but we used his little green plastic Army men instead of rocks.

I also used the army guys but they weren't heavy enough to throw high. I melted a bunch of my green army men in one of my mothers pans then took my fathers Mason ring and was making my royal seal. I got in trouble.

 

[8978]

 

[Inkeper]

TOM JONES???

 

[8978]

I had a random thought. Give me a break. At least it wasn't Elton

 

[Inkeper]

Ok, I guess that it's "not unusual" for you to have a random thought.

 

[Kiwi303]

Am I mad?

I don't have a pilots licence (Yet anyway) yet I have just bought a set of plans to home-build an aeroplane...

 

[8978]

Am I mad?

Nope, just don't fly it.

 

[Duck]

Am I mad?

I don't have a pilots licence (Yet anyway) yet I have just bought a set of plans to home-build an aeroplane...

I bought 5 sets of plans to build aircraft when I was younger.

Never built a single one, but..

 

[Blood]

Radio ads claim that 1 of 6 children in this country are going hungry.
CDC says that 1 of 3 kids are overweight...
OK, I'm no friggin genius or anything but I have a solution....
1 of 3 kids are gonna be pretty pissed off though.


Trump/ Blood 2016...
Make Murica great again!!

 

[Keendriver]

Trump/ Blood 2016...
Make Murica great again!!

Where exactly do we gotta send you two to make that happen?