Objectionable behaviors, often found at truckstops, PT.1:

[Duck]

What if you don't subscribe to Creationism?

Then you get the Darwin version. A trillion years ago something farted and there was a big bang & monkeys were flying around on comet in outer space & they all crashed together & got stuck, forming a planet. Then the monkeys had a place to plant their banana trees & ride around on their pet dinosaurs.

At least that's how I remember it. I failed that class on purpose.

 

[Racer X 69]

All of our questions might be answered this fall. Abby and Brittany are the subjects of a new show on.... TLC? ...or some other channel like that. I forget what the title of the show is, but I think it premiers within a week or two.

I caught an interview with Abby and Brittany the other day on the Tube. On the one hand, it is wonderful that (they) survived gestation and birth, and adaptation to life as Siamese twins.

On the other hand they are entering the most difficult part of life, and all that will come their way.

And if that is not enough some TV show producer is going to invade their existence, and present them in a modern day circus sideshow.

I don't know if I should celebrate their success so far, or pity them for what they are about to endure.

 

[Racer X 69]

Then you get the Darwin version. A trillion years ago something farted and there was a big bang & monkeys were flying around on comet in outer space & they all crashed together & got stuck, forming a planet. Then the monkeys had a place to plant their banana trees & ride around on their pet dinosaurs.

At least that's how I remember it. I failed that class on purpose.

Monkeys flying on comets, riding pet dinosaurs in a giant fart cloud? Did they put LSD in the school lunches at your school?

I think I got cheated when I attended school.

 

[Duck]

Monkeys flying on comets, riding pet dinosaurs in a giant fart cloud? Did they put LSD in the school lunches at your school?

I think I got cheated when I attended school.

It could've been something they put in the water. But that's how I summarized the whole atheist evolution pseudoscience material they tried to force-feed us in the government schools. Big Government doesn't want it's citizens believing that there's a power higher than the government.

Whenever atheists are flapping their jaws at me, it sounds just like when Charlie Brown's parents were talking. I just heard trumpet noises. The teachers in school sounded the same way, except every couple of minutes they would stop and their eyes would glow red & they'd get this look of sheer terror on their faces & they'd whisper "hail satan" really loud, .. or sometimes they'd whisper "kill your parents", and then go right back to the incoherent gibberish they were rambling on about, as if nothing happened.

 

[Racer X 69]

It could've been something they put in the water. But that's how I summarized the whole atheist evolution pseudoscience material they tried to force-feed us in the government schools. Big Government doesn't want it's citizens believing that there's a power higher than the government.

Whenever atheists are flapping their jaws at me, it sounds just like when Charlie Brown's parents were talking. I just heard trumpet noises. The teachers in school sounded the same way, except every couple of minutes they would stop and their eyes would glow red & they'd get this look of sheer terror on their faces & they'd whisper "hail satan" really loud, .. or sometimes they'd whisper "kill your parents", and then go right back to the incoherent gibberish they were rambling on about, as if nothing happened.

How long have you been in therapy?

 

[Duck]

How long have you been in therapy?

Never went.

Why do you think I'm such an odd-ball?

 

[Racer X 69]

Never went.

Why do you think I'm such an odd-ball?

Do you really want me to answer that?

 

[rebel]

Monkeys flying on comets, riding pet dinosaurs in a giant fart cloud? Did they put LSD in the school lunches at your school?

I think I got cheated when I attended school.

 

[Inkeper]

Walked into this room by mistake, I was looking for a divorce lawyer. I think I'll just slip out the side door over here. Did you guys know that there is a tub of Butter melting on that table over there. Strange, very strange.

 

[Racer X 69]

Walked into this room by mistake, I was looking for a divorce lawyer. I think I'll just slip out the side door over here. Did you guys know that there is a tub of Butter melting on that table over there. Strange, very strange.

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[Whirlwind]

I've never been married, therefore I've never been divorced. And if I wanna sleep around that is my prerogative, so keep any judgements to yourself.

Now, will someone go put that butter back in the fridge before it makes a mess?

 

[bigyellowpete]

Judge not, lest ye be judged.

Not sure where I got that from, maybe the Bible.

At any rate, I do what my conscience tells me is right, and if you don't like it, feel free to move on. I certainly don't consider what some self-righteous stranger thinks when I go about my day.

As far as butter goes, leave it out, it spreads easier at room temp.

 

[Southern Fried]

Personally, I find everybody except me offensive..... cut it out.

 

[BlueEyes]

In the another thread, i listed a set of behaviors that, without question, were indicative of the trailer lifestyle, were objectionable, negative and boorish.

Many/most of these behaviors/traits are often found at truckstops, but are not limited to that area. Since some folks were questioning why i put them in the truckstop section it seems like it may be better to discuss them here. It is hoped that by discussing them, we can better learn why these behaviors are practiced. We can then recommend ways to prevent them from happening further and thus society can improve.

First let's discuss the divorce thing:

a) been divorced twice. More than twice would be better to describe you though.

i would like to ask from the woman's perspective first; Why get married at all if you are just going to get divorced? Or maybe it was his fault?
My personal thought is if you want to sleep around, then just sleep around; There's nothing wrong with that. But let's get the woman's perspective first.

To much temptation, or partners that don't like too go all out in bedroom or don't won't to explore their sexual fantasy or desires..or they did but don't know..there are a lot of reasons people split...

 

[BlueEyes]

I've never been married, therefore I've never been divorced. And if I wanna sleep around that is my prerogative, so keep any judgements to yourself.

Now, will someone go put that butter back in the fridge before it makes a mess?

Lmao

 

[butter]

To much temptation, or partners that don't like too go all out in bedroom or don't won't to explore their sexual fantasy or desires..or they did but don't know..there are a lot of reasons people split...

Yeah, that's what i'm getting at; This is a big theory of mine.

i would now ask if anyone has divorced, please describe the exact reasons for your separation.

 

[Racer X 69]

i would now ask if anyone has divorced, please describe the exact reasons for your separation.

Because she turned out to be a ****ing ****.

Nuff said.

 

[butter]

@Rubber Duck, if this guy claims to have dated either or both of those girls, please tell me too, so I can have a big belly laugh too. I could use one.

You are being very rude referring to me as "this guy" in a thread that i started.

 

[blackw900]

You are being very rude referring to me as "this guy" in a thread that i started.

You reap what you sew.....

 

[butter]

i don't think this is turning out to well, so i would like officially withdraw from the thread.