I've always heard Welfare Express. There's a buddy of mine in Michigan that started there doing flatbed a few months ago and from him I really know why thet call it that. He's got a good whack of felonies too though so as
@ironpony said Western Criminal fits too. The guy seems happy as a pig in ****.....BUT he has no basis of comparison and doesn't know any better. Honestly, I dunno if he will. He's already hit a few things his damn self.