Life in Sector 7 G.

[Hillbilly Canuck]

He's spot on.

At the gravel pit it's kilograms
At the market or the fish plant it's pounds.
How far is town? 3 or 4 hours........

FUCK

Learning temperature was my biggest adjustment but I would have to really think to know what something is in freedom eagle degrees now.

 

[Duck]

I've always wanted to strangle people who measure distance in time instead of miles. Or even kilometers or nautical miles. FFS use a unit of measurement for distance, not time. It's distance being discussed. Not time.

A governed fleet truck and a passenger car are not likely to cover the same distance in the same amount of time.

 

[Electric Chicken]

I've always wanted to strangle people who measure distance in time instead of miles. Or even kilometers or nautical miles. FFS use a unit of measurement for distance, not time. It's distance being discussed. Not time.

A governed fleet truck and a passenger car are not likely to cover the same distance in the same amount of time.

Yah dispatchers love to promise the customer you can be there in the amount of time it takes a car, because that's what google says.

 

[Hillbilly Canuck]

Yah dispatchers love to promise the customer you can be there in the amount of time it takes a car, because that's what google says.

What do you mean you can't pull a 40k lb box over a mountain at 70 mph? You need to quit fucking the dog and put in some work.
Lazy truck drivers.......

 

[Rigjockey]

What do you mean you can't pull a 40k lb box over a mountain at 70 mph? You need to quit fucking the dog and put in some work.
Lazy truck drivers.......

Yes! Get out and PUSH!

 

[Duck]

What do you mean you can't pull a 40k lb box over a mountain at 70 mph? You need to quit fucking the dog and put in some work.
Lazy truck drivers.......

"keep the left door closed"

OK so, I have to climb out the passenger side?

 

[Electric Chicken]

"keep the left door closed"

OK so, I have to climb out the passenger side?

Safety first!

 

[Shreck]

"keep the left door closed"

OK so, I have to climb out the passenger side?

I haven’t heard that one in a long time.

 

[Hillbilly Canuck]

"keep the left door closed"

OK so, I have to climb out the passenger side?

........ lowering left front bomb hatch now.
Piss jugs away.
DIRECT HIT! THEY'RE IN THE DITCH! THEY'RE IN THE DITCH!
Granny is out of the car and clutching her chest.

 

[Electric Chicken]

........ lowering left front bomb hatch now.
Piss jugs away.
DIRECT HIT! THEY'RE IN THE DITCH! THEY'RE IN THE DITCH!
Granny is out of the car and clutching her chest.

Real men install a catheter with a petcock.

 

[Hillbilly Canuck]

Real men install a catheter with a petcock.

That sounds much more painful than tossing piss jugs at cars and pedestrians.

Pro tip - loosen up the cap for maximum effect.

 

[Rigjockey]

I woke up dead tired today. I am not a scientist or a doctor, but I do like to play doctor.
My alarm went off during REM sleep cycle. I have noticed when that happens, I wake up tired and it takes a long time to actually wake up.

When you wake up during non-REM sleep you are more alert.

I am not hooked up to machines, but I would say I am in REM sleep during intense dreams.

 

[Rigjockey]

Have you heard the one about the two gay Irish men?

Okay, so, stop me if you have heard this one before...

Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick.