Does pineapple belong on pizza? (poll) and other food controversies

[ironpony]

pineapple on pizza,bbq pizza,square pizza,ranch dressing on pizza,I `ve had em all
it`s your pizza,do it the way you want too
be happy happy happy

When it comes ta pizza, evidently it's as we used ta say...

"Different Strokes fer Different Folks."



Some of youse folks be waaayyyy different.

 

[mndriver]

Who's ever had an ORGASM pizza?

If you understand the pizza ingredient for cooks, each letter is an ingredient.

Onion, black olives, green peppers, pineapple, sauerkraut, mushrooms

 

[r3gulator3]

Who's ever had an ORGASM pizza?

If you understand the pizza ingredient for cooks, each letter is an ingredient.

Onion, black olives, green peppers, pineapple, sauerkraut, mushrooms

Ok so what's the R and the A represent?


And how does black olives fit in there that would add a B or another O

 

[mndriver]

R= black olives. As in ripe vs green.

A= Pineapple because "P" is for pepperoni

 

[Ontario Outlaw]

R= black olives. As in ripe vs green.

A= Pineapple because "P" is for pepperoni

That makes no sense

 

[Duck]

 

[Electric Chicken]

Yeah that should be OBGRPSM.

I guess if you say it's Russian...

 

[Electric Chicken]

I think he just wanted to say orgasm and decided to make it fit.

Like square peg, round hole = sand off the edges and beat it with a hammer.

 

[Duck]

I think he just wanted to say orgasm and decided to make it fit.

Like square peg, round hole = sand off the edges and beat it with a hammer.

Yeah, it fits.

 

[Electric Chicken]

Yeah, it fits.

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Yep. Orgasm.

 

[Ontario Outlaw]

Whatever. Pineapple on pizza is A-ok. So is chicken, BBQ sauce, ranch dressing, its pizza it's all good

But not square. That's for the devil to eat. Triangles all day baby

 

[Duck]

Whatever. Pineapple on pizza is A-ok. So is chicken, BBQ sauce, ranch dressing, its pizza it's all good

But not square. That's for the devil to eat. Triangles all day baby

Know what?

Y'all are free to put whatever you want on pizza but the second any of the items you listed go on it, it's no longer pizza.

It's like the difference between "beef" and "steak". If it is part of a cow, it's beef. But it's only "steak" if it's muscle. If it contains ground up liver or something, it's "beef". And a restaurant can get in trouble for selling it as "steak".

Pizza is crust, red sauce, cheese, and Italian sausage. Those are the mandatory ingredients before you can call it pizza.

The following items are optional:

Mushrooms, other types of sausage, ham, bacon, onions, black olives, green bell peppers, oregano and most spices.

Anything else and it's not pizza. I don't know what it is but it's not pizza. You'll have to name it something different.

Making that the law is going to be the entire platform for my presidential campaign.

 

[InTooDeep]

It's kind of funny watching grown ass men arguing over pizza. Truck drivers saying if it is square tain't no damn pizza. Pinapple is for them dang drinks with them lil umbrellas.

 

[Duck]

It's kind of funny watching grown ass men arguing over pizza. Truck drivers saying if it is square tain't no damn pizza. Pinapple is for them dang drinks with them lil umbrellas.

How it's cut doesn't matter but I'll fight the pineapple question all the way to the Supreme Court.

 

[Electric Chicken]

New insult:

Why you slope nose drivin', square pineapple pizza eatin', Lysol sprayin', door swingin', can pullin', fingerless glove wearin' seat meat!

 

[ironpony]

New insult:

Why you slope nose drivin', square pineapple pizza eatin', Lysol sprayin', door swingin', can pullin', fingerless glove wearin' seat meat!

You fergot "window licker."

 

[Duck]

You fergot "window licker."

No that's reserved for CR England lease operators.

 

[r3gulator3]

Whatever. Pineapple on pizza is A-ok. So is chicken, BBQ sauce, ranch dressing, its pizza it's all good

But not square. That's for the devil to eat. Triangles all day baby

I rekon you can call me Lucifer then.

 

[r3gulator3]

New insult:

Why you slope nose drivin', square pineapple pizza eatin', Lysol sprayin', door swingin', can pullin', fingerless glove wearin' seat meat!

I see you have come to the point of self-realization

 

[Ontario Outlaw]

Know what?

Y'all are free to put whatever you want on pizza but the second any of the items you listed go on it, it's no longer pizza.

It's like the difference between "beef" and "steak". If it is part of a cow, it's beef. But it's only "steak" if it's muscle. If it contains ground up liver or something, it's "beef". And a restaurant can get in trouble for selling it as "steak".

Pizza is crust, red sauce, cheese, and Italian sausage. Those are the mandatory ingredients before you can call it pizza.

The following items are optional:

Mushrooms, other types of sausage, ham, bacon, onions, black olives, green bell peppers, oregano and most spices.

Anything else and it's not pizza. I don't know what it is but it's not pizza. You'll have to name it something different.

Making that the law is going to be the entire platform for my presidential campaign.

So what, you can't put walnuts in lasagna now? Egg nog in shepherds pie? Oranges in with your beef roast? Hamburger in mac n cheese? Sauerkraut on roller dogs?

What are you some kinda leftist commie prink?