dentists are bloodsuckers


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First off, I have full upper dentures, have had em for years and they fit perfect.... always have.

Now, when I had lowers done down here a couple of years back.... nothing but problems. The "dentist" had to bring in another "doctor" that had a "licence to do anasthesia" (which he did not do, I was awake through it all). Anyways, at one point he starts grinding on my jawbone with what felt like a horse rasp. At the end of the procedure they start talking about how "difficult" it will be to fit the dentures and can't guarantee a good fit. Dummy asks "did you know someone broke your jaw at some point?".

"Yes doc, I even know who and when. Same day I broke his left orbital socket and his right cheekbone. Helluva scrap" (this is true btw).
Incidentally, George and I decided we best be friends before we killed each other.

Doc smirks and says "I suppose I should 'see the other guy then' huh?".

I stepped right close to him and very cold-like says "You'd play hell doing it. He's dead (he is). You should have seen how pale this a-h got all of a sudden. :D

Anyways, still can't wear those dentures.
 
I wear a partial and I had one tooth extracted. i visited the Dentist about four times and they quoted me some $1,700 for an implant.
No why in the **** do I need an implant? Why don't you build a tooth onto the partial?
So $75.00 and 24 hours later, the job was done.
FYI it was not from bad hygiene that i got the partial originally, It was from brass knuckles and I will tell you those things hurt:D
You're not supposed to eat brass knuckles.
 

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