Alcohol is good for you

[Mammoth Transport]

My doctor said that a mere 12 steps would do me a world of good.

Denial is the only symptom I admit to.

 

[8978]

I had my physical last week. The doctor asked me how much I drank. I said about 4 every night. He said to cut that down to 2. Looking back, I should have said 10

 

[Blood]

I had my physical last week. The doctor asked me how much I drank. I said about 4 every night. He said to cut that down to 2. Looking back, I should have said 10

You can only have 2 now.
You coulda had 5...
dumbass!

 

[ironpony]

My doctor told me one.

Oky-dokey. 16 oz glass of 12-year-old bourbon will do nicely.