A Heavy Haulin' Grocery Hauler Goes Tanker Yankin'?!

[Keendriver]

So apparently I've made quite a name for myself in the podunk burg where I got my ticket. I'm heading home the other morning (0230) and I'm sitting in the left turn lane waiting on the light when I notice a set of headlights coming up behind me.

I glance up to see whether this car is gonna go straight or make a left behind me. Car doesn't enter turn lane so I finger he's gonna go straight.....'cept he never pulls up beside me. I look in the passenger side mirror and this guy has his bumper just about level with my rear axle.

Hmmmm........wonder what this is.

Actually I gots a pretty good idea, but just to be sure, when the light turns green (for both of us) I hesitate for a couple of beats..........he don't move.

When I finally pull off and make my turn I'm watching in the mirror as Barney Fife sloooooow rolls thru the intersection, stink eying me the whole time.

HA!!! f*** you......one bite is all you get!

My fault really......my guess is they ain't never had a ticket of that proportion before and it was prbabaly THE officer who pulled me. I mean, he spent ALOT of time looking at the ass of my car so I'm guessin' he ain't likely to forget it.

 

[Electric Chicken]

So apparently I've made quite a name for myself in the podunk burg where I got my ticket. I'm heading home the other morning (0230) and I'm sitting in the left turn lane waiting on the light when I notice a set of headlights coming up behind me.

I glance up to see whether this car is gonna go straight or make a left behind me. Car doesn't enter turn lane so I finger he's gonna go straight.....'cept he never pulls up beside me. I look in the passenger side mirror and this guy has his bumper just about level with my rear axle.

Hmmmm........wonder what this is.

Actually I gots a pretty good idea, but just to be sure, when the light turns green (for both of us) I hesitate for a couple of beats..........he don't move.

When I finally pull off and make my turn I'm watching in the mirror as Barney Fife sloooooow rolls thru the intersection, stink eying me the whole time.

HA!!! f*** you......one bite is all you get!

My fault really......my guess is they ain't never had a ticket of that proportion before and it was prbabaly THE officer who pulled me. I mean, he spent ALOT of time looking at the ass of my car so I'm guessin' he ain't likely to forget it.

You singlehandedly paid his salary. Now he's looking for a Christmas bonus.

 

[AK7]

Georgia truck driver gets prison time for illegally dumping 3,000 gallons of fuel

A truck driver who dumped thousands of gallons of fuel in south Georgia has been sentenced to serve a year and a half in federal prison.

www.ajc.com

Friend of yours? ?? Lol

 

[389 Hood]

I wonder why he just didn't get a plant tech to let him do a pump back to the tank? As long as the product is still pure, they can pump it back. Or call you dispatcher. The chances of getting it to be a full load to a customer are real good.

Unless he was a regular screw up that would have lost his job. Now he lost it and anything else he may have gotten in life. That's a felony conviction.

There is going to be a paper trail. In order to load it there has to be a customer account, the billed agency is billed for the product as soon as it is loaded on the truck. They're going to be asking where it went and where their money is. Stupid hick has no brain at all.

 

[Keendriver]

Georgia truck driver gets prison time for illegally dumping 3,000 gallons of fuel

A truck driver who dumped thousands of gallons of fuel in south Georgia has been sentenced to serve a year and a half in federal prison.

www.ajc.com

Friend of yours? ?? Lol

As noted by Fins, only about a million other ways to handle this situation.

Gotta be a customer somewhere that would like 3k of ulsd.

Just the common sense issue aside, can't believe anyone who has been doing this for more than 15 minutes could think this was a good idea.

I see "you want fries with that?" in his future.......along with the obligatory neck tattoo.

 

[389 Hood]

And teardrop tat below his right eye!

 

[Sinister]

...along with the obligatory neck tattoo.

ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME

 

[Keendriver]

ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME

Consider yourself judged.....

 

[Duck]

ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME

Actually that kind of trash is most likely to say "F*** my haters".