Duck
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All of the safety warning labels with the stick figures getting maimed were captioned "Mama Mia".How did you know it was Italian
Yup. Still here.
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Electric Chicken
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I woulda thought being covered in ravioli sauce would be the giveaway.
Duck
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I used to work on Italian junk in the late 1990's.
COPMA brand cranes, and an Iveco bread truck thing that we used only when COPMA had it's executives on a job site. Otherwise we'd use the Ford and Toyota pickup trucks because they were capable of exceeding 45 mph unlike that piece of shit Iveco. I think it's engine was from a Vespa scooter.
None of the equipment ever arrived covered in ravioli sauce.
Every once in a while there would be a dead mobster rolled up in a carpet underneath the cranes, but no ravioli sauce.
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Rigjockey
In Gord we trust!
I used to work flights from Italy, Alitalia. We used to load and unload a few Ferraris no we never got to drive them they were on pallets.
Somebody got to drive them, probably the guys at the cargo shed.
We also used to load coffins with dead bodies in them (we called them "stiffs") those were probably dead mobsters. LOL.
Somebody got to drive them, probably the guys at the cargo shed.
We also used to load coffins with dead bodies in them (we called them "stiffs") those were probably dead mobsters. LOL.
Electric Chicken
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Next you're going to tell me Italian bread doesn't mean mobster money.
Duck
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"Italian bread" is what you say at Subway when you want white bread but the person making the sandwich is black.
Rigjockey
In Gord we trust!
No offence but that looks like as much of POS as a Lada or a Yugo.That Iveco looked like this except it was white.
I just looked them up on Wikipedia and it says they had a 2.5 liter diesel.
No wonder it wouldn't f*ing go anywhere.
Duck
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One could make a better looking vehicle out of plywood.
The Japanese proved it when they flooded our two countries with those Scion things.
A few sheets of plywood, some bright yellow paint, and viola.
AK7
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Ya just like a excavator
14 buttons on each joystick for the drill, but they had it stowed for transport, so didn't have to mess with them.
Duck
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Post some spaghetti sauce recipesI'm Italian. This thread hurts!
Hillbilly Canuck
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You mean Ragu isn't good enough?Post some spaghetti sauce recipes
389 Hood
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I just smelled that stuff one day and that was all I needed to see and smell.
Electric Chicken
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Prego or nuffin.
J/K I'm an Aldi zealot so I get their stuff. It gives me the same indigestion as any other brand so it's fine.
Hillbilly Canuck
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Electric Chicken
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When we were kids a big thing to say was "Are you Prego?" "No I'm Ragu."It's like saying the best Mexican food comes from Taco Bell
It's funny when you're dumb.
Duck
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That's what I do.
I love Ragu but only the "old world style" "flavored with meat".
I use that exclusively when I'm too drunk or lazy to make it from scratch.
