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I just sent the pic and your screenshot to my neighbor. I ain't got a use for it.

Temu sent it to me instead of what I ordered. Got refund but it said I don't have to send it back.
I just sent the pic and your screenshot to my neighbor. I ain't got a use for it.

I had never seen one before. I just took your pic and searched it with LensI just sent the pic and your screenshot to my neighbor. I ain't got a use for it.
Temu sent it to me instead of what I ordered. Got refund but it said I don't have to send it back.
That’s a real head scratcher?

Yeah, I'm just going back outside to do my business because that could get really awkward.
AI reply:Yeah, I'm just going back outside to do my business because that could get really awkward.

I was sick of plowing snow about two months ago.AI reply:
You forgot a couple more sure‑fire signs of spring…
- First sunburn of the year because “it didn’t *feel* that hot out.”
- Neighbors firing up their lawnmowers at 7:00 a.m. on a Saturday.
- That one mystery smell in the garage that *definitely* wasn’t there in February.
Between the skunks, bugs, and questionable A/C, I’m starting to think spring is just winter with extra maintenance costs.![]()
Early? The time stamp shows its almost 8When I catch myself trolling Facebook this early in the morning, I know it's gonna be a good day
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6:57 am. I'm in central time zone.Early? The time stamp shows its almost 8

Well that's because you're east of East.
In news related to that it's almost iceberg time again. There's been reports of some big ones seen at a great distance so won't be long till they're in close.Well that's because you're east of East.
Be on the lookout for errant Titanics.In news related to that it's almost iceberg time again. There's been reports of some big ones seen at a great distance so won't be long till they're in close.
I didn't even realize until now that he's even east of east of me. I didn't know that's a whole different time zone. I thought we shared the same clock.Well that's because you're east of East.
Hour and a half ahead of Eastern Time.I didn't even realize until now that he's even east of east of me. I didn't know that's a whole different time zone. I thought we shared the same clock.
I didn't either until he posted the screenshot of the timestamp. I googled up time zone maps and was surprised.I didn't even realize until now that he's even east of east of me. I didn't know that's a whole different time zone. I thought we shared the same clock.

We're barely north of 49. Most of the country is MUCH closer to Santa than usThen I realized it doesn't take as much E/W distance to cover a time zone when you're like 50 feet from the north pole.![]()
