Yer nickname Kalamity Jane?Yup! You wouldn't believe it. My friends think I should start a blog.

I could write a book. You would not believe the things that happen in the course of a day. I was thinking of starting a page on here and sharing some of it.Yer nickname Kalamity Jane?![]()

Or start hanging with better class of people, but where's the fun in that.I could write a book. You would not believe the things that happen in the course of a day. I was thinking of starting a page on here and sharing some of it.![]()


Aint that what the "what's yer 20" section is supposed to be for?I could write a book. You would not believe the things that happen in the course of a day. I was thinking of starting a page on here and sharing some of it.![]()

Absolutely no fun in that one! Some of it's pretty funny.Or start hanging with better class of people, but where's the fun in that.![]()
Good idea. I'll post some stuff in there.Aint that what the "what's yer 20" section is supposed to be for?![]()

The lady doth protest too much, methinks.I'm stuck in a truckstop till tomorrow morning, waiting for my load going home. All I can say is one better not knock on my door tonight!!![]()
Prolly gonna be stuff we wish would happen to us.Good idea. I'll post some stuff in there.![]()
Okay seriously read this again. Two words and a comma changes everything.Dear Penthouse,
The other night at 2:15 am, someone started knocking on the drivers door, then the passengers door. So thinking something is wrong with the trailer, I get up to find a "lady of the evening" standing there.
Since I'm such a nice person when I'm woken up like that, she ran away and joined the male that she was with.
Now I'm awake and thinking about it. Should I have called the Police or gone back to sleep?? The cops would never have found them in this huge lot in Chicago.
But it's been bugging me ever since.


Feeling particularly randy tonight...?I'm stuck in a truckstop till tomorrow morning, waiting for my load going home. All I can say is one better not knock on my door tonight!!![]()
Prolly gonna be stuff we wish would happen to us.
"Dear Penthouse..."
She's going to smack you into next Tuesday.Okay seriously read this again. Two words and a comma changes everything.
Read it in a woman's sultry breathy voice and it really gets hot.![]()

Omg! Only you could turn that one around. I’m laughing so hard I have tears coming down my face!!Okay seriously read this again. Two words and a comma changes everything.
Read it in a woman's sultry breathy voice and it really gets hot.![]()

If I wasn’t laughing so hard I probably would..She's going to smack you into next Tuesday.![]()

Frustrated, not randy. Hmmm, could that be the same thing?? LolFeeling particularly randy tonight...?
Had me at "dear penthouse"!Okay seriously read this again. Two words and a comma changes everything.
Read it in a woman's sultry breathy voice and it really gets hot.![]()

Frustrated, not randy. Hmmm, could that be the same thing?? Lol
Careful......mod may need to be modded!![]()
I think it means gay. I have a cousin named Randy and he's almost 40 and never had a girlfriend, lives with male roommates and always dresses like Jake from State FarmFrustrated, not randy. Hmmm, could that be the same thing?? Lol
He's not gay he's a dispatcher.I think it means gay. I have a cousin named Randy and he's almost 40 and never had a girlfriend, lives with male roommates and always dresses like Jake from State Farm
He used to be a regional manager for a chain of Applebee's franchises.. But he quit that to deliver packages for Amazon.He's not gay he's a dispatcher.