What is your solution to keeping Lot Lizards away?


Dear Penthouse,

The other night at 2:15 am, someone started knocking on the drivers door, then the passengers door. So thinking something is wrong with the trailer, I get up to find a "lady of the evening" standing there.

Since I'm such a nice person when I'm woken up like that, she ran away and joined the male that she was with.

Now I'm awake and thinking about it. Should I have called the Police or gone back to sleep?? The cops would never have found them in this huge lot in Chicago.

But it's been bugging me ever since.
Okay seriously read this again. Two words and a comma changes everything. 😁

Read it in a woman's sultry breathy voice and it really gets hot. 🤤
 

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