The Island of Misfit Toys

[Nomad1]

So... this is my first cruise. It's awesome but I feel it's under described. It's a trip to Vegas with less hassle and triple the service if that's even possible. Ziplining in the morning. Literally 15-16 beers today. Sweetest folks I've ever met taking care of us. Unlimited food and drinks. I'm sold. This is amazing.

When you're ready for the next level go on a vacation to a Caribbean island at an all inclusive resort. It's just like a cruise but on an island instead of a boat.

 

[Electric Chicken]

When you're ready for the next level go on a vacation to a Caribbean island at an all inclusive resort. It's just like a cruise but on an island instead of a boat.

I did a couple weddings like that. Been to one, been to 'em all.

 

[Nomad1]

I did a couple weddings like that. Been to one, been to 'em all.

The color of the sand, water, and the tan on the staff changes a little. But it's still all pretty much the same.

 

[389 Hood]

Sandals Resorts are of the best around. And these cruises and resorts are cheaper than doing these idiotic Disney things. Just make you sure that you tip well and the service gets better. Your cabin steward is the guy/gal that will watch over you and your needs.

Meet him/her on the first day, peel off a C-note and tell him/her your needs and they will all be met. Make sure they know that the C-note is to get their attention. From drinks, to coffee and danish in the morning to maybe a rendezvous waiting for you to take care of your needs if you are so inclined.

 

[Electric Chicken]

The color of the sand, water, and the tan on the staff changes a little. But it's still all pretty much the same.

Fortunately the alcohol drunkens you just the same.

 

[Electric Chicken]

Sandals Resorts are of the best around. And these cruises and resorts are cheaper than doing these idiotic Disney things. Just make you sure that you tip well and the service gets better. Your cabin steward is the guy/gal that will watch over you and your needs.

Meet him/her on the first day, peel off a C-note and tell him/her your needs and they will all be met. Make sure they know that the C-note is to get their attention. From drinks, to coffee and danish in the morning to maybe a rendezvous waiting for you to take care of your needs if you are so inclined.

A c-note just to start off?

I ain't interested.

 

[Steelersjunkie]

Not gonna see this view very often

 

[Electric Chicken]

Not gonna see this view very often
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Whatcha talking about. We can all see it as often as we want.

 

[389 Hood]

But not up close and personal like he is.

 

[Steelersjunkie]

Sandals Resorts are of the best around. And these cruises and resorts are cheaper than doing these idiotic Disney things. Just make you sure that you tip well and the service gets better. Your cabin steward is the guy/gal that will watch over you and your needs.

Meet him/her on the first day, peel off a C-note and tell him/her your needs and they will all be met. Make sure they know that the C-note is to get their attention. From drinks, to coffee and danish in the morning to maybe a rendezvous waiting for you to take care of your needs if you are so inclined.

Tipped my cabin steward a c-note my first day on board. Excellent service so far, and better than the rest of our group from what I'm hearing

 

[Electric Chicken]

But not up close and personal like he is.

I can stick my nose right up to my screen.

 

[Electric Chicken]

Tipped my cabin steward a c-note my first day on board. Excellent service so far, and better than the rest of our group from what I'm hearing

Bribes: they really do work!

 

[Steelersjunkie]

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Harmony and Anthem are both docked at Port Canaveral right now.

We're parked in St Martin at the moment. There's another Royal Caribbean boat here, Allure Of The Seas. Definitely bigger than ours (not that it matters). Damn, that thing is big.

 

[Steelersjunkie]

Bribes: they really do work!

Amen to that

 

[389 Hood]

So, you did a southern Caribbean. Those islands are beautiful down there. In the summer, you just lay in a beach chair in the water with a drink in one hand and a fishing pole in the other. That's livin'.

 

[Steelersjunkie]

So, you did a southern Caribbean. Those islands are beautiful down there. In the summer, you just lay in a beach chair in the water with a drink in one hand and a fishing pole in the other. That's livin'.

They called this run Eastern Caribbean. And here's a picture of the back side of the other boat I mentioned. Based on the size of her ass I'm betting she ain't missed a meal since birth

 

[Steelersjunkie]

This will probably drive @Snowblind nuts. He isn't a softie like me. This has been the greatest time in my marriage ever, and that's saying something because my wife is pretty incredible. I wouldn't trade this for a whole pile of gold. Y'all gotta come down here at least once in your life. It'll change your life. Or at the very least, your perspective on life. If I didn't have to come home, I wouldn't.

 

[MJ1657]

We're found the best vodka for bloodys is Sriracha vodka.
Adds a little more zip.

I'm not a bloody mary fan i'd rather chew on your shoe then drink one but I have a friend that loves them. We have made a special trip or two to the Kro bar in Brule WI. Ever been there @AK7

 

[Electric Chicken]

They called this run Eastern Caribbean. And here's a picture of the back side of the other boat I mentioned. Based on the size of her ass I'm betting she ain't missed a meal since birth
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Which one? Pink shirt?

 

[Steelersjunkie]

Lol you ain't right