Steelersjunkie
Pimpin' ain't easy
So does that mean you're gonna be running NY?
So does that mean you're gonna be running NY?
Denny’s usually has fat waitresses though
I know you “prefer” them BIGGERSome guys like "bigger" gals..
Ever think of that

Beware if running in Ohio, cops and DOT are out like crazy. Quota time....


Too much stress for me. Best of luck, hope the gods of the asphalt treat you well.So let’s see....
One day only permit. That’s kind of unusual. But maybe the office requested that.
Can’t go through downtown before 6:00 pm, unless you want to hire an escort. “Shouldn’t” run after it gets dark without reflective banners, which I don’t own. But hey, I’m only 12’ wide, piece of cake.
The best part? Dispatch handed me a google maps print out of my permitted route....then says to me: “You can’t follow the turns on there, there’s a couple wrong turns it wants you to take”
Well then why hand it to me?
So basically, with no time to study the route, I’ve got one shot at about a two hour window to drag a 12’ wide piece through downtown streets with a map I can’t trust ....what can go wrong?![]()

So let’s see....
One day only permit. That’s kind of unusual. But maybe the office requested that.
Can’t go through downtown before 6:00 pm, unless you want to hire an escort. “Shouldn’t” run after it gets dark without reflective banners, which I don’t own. But hey, I’m only 12’ wide, piece of cake.
The best part? Dispatch handed me a google maps print out of my permitted route....then says to me: “You can’t follow the turns on there, there’s a couple wrong turns it wants you to take”
Well then why hand it to me?
So basically, with no time to study the route, I’ve got one shot at about a two hour window to drag a 12’ wide piece through downtown streets with a map I can’t trust ....what can go wrong?![]()
That is quite literally the scenario, 100% of the time. Even though I bleed black and gold, I still love the city of Cleveland. But f that place in a truck, man. Hopefully Barney will leave me alone tomorrow. And hopefully leave @Ontario Outlaw alone as well. Here's hopin' , fingers crossed.
Awesome! Good job driver. Go get that beer you just earnedView attachment 51630
Cars on the right, live traffic on the left, bicyclists, pedestrians, directions/street signs not in English...
We made it![]()

I’m in Tennessee so you have one less Ohioan to worry about. It’s funny you say Ohio drivers suck. My trainer was from Wisconsin he would say the same thing.First time in over 3 years since I started, had a hard brake situation. I don't drive like a moron so I'm never in a position to have that happen. But it did, and with a hazmat load. I immediately found a place to pull over and check the load, all was well. Dumb*as four wheeler locked 'em up in front of me and I had nowhere to go. Load was fine, moved on. Then it happened again... god I hate Ohio drivers. Never gonna leave this state because I love it here. But my people suck. Load is still fine but I'm gonna be driving 5 under for the rest of this trip. Jesus, Ohio... are you putting retard juice in the tap water, wtf? I'll stand by this statement, Ohio has the worst drivers on the road.
Tellin' you man, my people are idiots. None of these morons can drive.I’m in Tennessee so you have one less Ohioan to worry about. It’s funny you say Ohio drivers suck. My trainer was from Wisconsin he would say the same thing.
Now that I’m driving more it always cracks me up when I’m in a different state and the idiot driver in front of me has Ohio plates.