Sayings.. I know you got 'em!

[Gwynplaine]

"Don't play with your bellybutton, you'll get a hernia..."

Mamma Gwyn: Queen of the Old Wives' Tales

 

[Road Dust]

if you had to ask, you don't need to know.

 

[kentsma13]

CHROME DON'T GETCHA' HOME!

 

[Road Dust]

All that glitters is not gold.

 

[bigyellowpete]

Better dead than red.

 

[Road Dust]

skinny as a fence rail

 

[bigyellowpete]

Sober as a judge

 

[Road Dust]

Good things come to those who wait.

 

[smokestack]

hand sanitizer only works so long

 

[snowflake]

OH RATS!

 

[2xR]

Been down so long, looks like up to me...

Tuffer n' snuff, and, ain't half as dusty...

A watched pot never boils...

The acorn never falls far from the tree...

 

[Road Dust]

Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

 

[patriciajnsn]

so funny I forgot to laugh,I say this if im in a bad mood and someone keeps stareing at me,take a picture it'll last longer.

 

[terrylamar]

Yes, but three lefts makes a right!

Two wrongs don't make a right.

 

[terrylamar]

And they all stink.

opinions are like assholes.....everybody has one.

 

[terrylamar]

Death before Disco!

A dollar waiting on a dime.

He couldn't fight his way out of a wet paper bag!

King Rat of the shit pile.

Take a long walk on a short pier.

It's hard to be humble when you are the best.

She looks like her face was on fire and someone tried to put it out with an ice pick.

 

[Road Dust]

Don't buy a pig in a poke.

 

[patriciajnsn]

gee imagine that,you have brains like yesterdays grits.

 

[Road Dust]

go figure.

 

[Road Dust]

Oh what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive.