Sayings.. I know you got 'em!


F'ed up as a floor full of hangers.

From my dad:
There's no such thing as an accident, it's always someone's fault.
Say what you mean, and mean what you say.
The only thing of value you have, that'll last after you're dead, is your reputation.

From my friend's dad:
Sorry, I can't afford nuthin' that's free.

And my favorite........

Timing is everything in life.
 
Another Brian-ism that makes me giggle..."We were SO poor that every year for Christmas our Momma would get us one thing to wear and one thing to play with, it was usually a pair of overalls with a hole cut in the pocket." He grew up with a single widowed Mom and two brothers.
 
Is a frogs butt watertight?
You would have better luck trying to :
"Pi** up a rope"
or
F**king a stump"
"Feel like I've been shot at and missed..... shit at ... and hit"

lastly is
"Would you kindly put your self righteous BS ideals on a meat hook & hang 'em in your ass"
 

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