F'ed up as a floor full of hangers.
From my dad:
There's no such thing as an accident, it's always someone's fault.
Say what you mean, and mean what you say.
The only thing of value you have, that'll last after you're dead, is your reputation.
From my friend's dad:
Sorry, I can't afford nuthin' that's free.
And my favorite........
Timing is everything in life.