Sayings.. I know you got 'em!

[cajuntrucker59]

could'nt hit the broad side of a barn.

 

[cajuntrucker59]

you look like the south end of a north bound donkey!

 

[Road Dust]

No bigger than a popcorn fart

 

[bigyellowpete]

Tell your mom I say "Thanks!"

Don't let your mouth write a check your body can't cash.


Looks like you where talking when you should have been listening.


He couldn't get laid in a cat house with a fist full of hundreds.

It must hurt to find out your sister is the local tramp.

Your village called, they want their idiot back.

She's like the town bike: Sooner or later everybody gets to ride her.

 

[Sean McQuaid]

Why do people PARK in the DRIVEWAY, and DRIVE on the PARKWAY?

 

[Road Dust]

He's meaner than a rattlesnake.

 

[2lilboots]

he was shivering and shaking like a dog sh***ing peach seeds.

 

[cajuntrucker59]

if once you should not suceed, blame it on the other guy!

 

[2lilboots]

You are so full of poop your eyes are brown.

 

[patriciajnsn]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO,never heard that one be4.

he was shivering and shaking like a dog sh***ing peach seeds.

 

[Road Dust]

I've heard it as "Shaking like a dog shittin' bones". Same thing I reckon LOL.

 

[patriciajnsn]

LOL,No comment on that one.

I've heard it as "Shaking like a dog shittin' bones". Same thing I reckon LOL.

 

[diehard]

shoot'em all, let GOD sort'em out.

 

[patriciajnsn]

Hi stranger.

shoot'em all, let GOD sort'em out.

 

[diehard]

hi patty, you doin ok?

 

[patriciajnsn]

Fine and dandy just home till mon.

hi patty, you doin ok?

 

[diehard]

i think i get saturday off but back to work sunday. im gettin too old for this work crap. lol.

 

[patriciajnsn]

I say this alot,not a problem.

 

[Road Dust]

The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

 

[patriciajnsn]

one hand washes the other,he's nuttier then a fruitcake.