Sayings.. I know you got 'em!

[cajuntrucker59]

There are two things that are most important for a truck driver to know.
1. Handgun laws
2. Age of consent

ride on brother!

 

[Road Dust]

It takes one to know one

 

[cajuntrucker59]

if i want your opinion, i will give it to ya!

 

[WildChild]

That was such a good dinner if you put it on my head my tongue would beat my brains out to get it.


Glad to see the thread took off, good idea RD

 

[MustangLX]

Truckdriver?
That boy couldn't drive a nail.

 

[cajuntrucker59]

opinions are like assholes.....everybody has one.

 

[Road Dust]

Glad to see the thread took off, good idea RD

 

[cajuntrucker59]

shit rolls downhill.

 

[Road Dust]

Just like two peas in a pod

 

[cajuntrucker59]

I'll be back!

 

[patriciajnsn]

Holy Buckets that smell is enough to gag a maggot

 

[Road Dust]

Don't have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of.

 

[patriciajnsn]

Hotter then blue blazes,colder then a witches tit.I wonder whoever come up with that saying.I ask u folks,is a witches tit really cold,LOL.

 

[cajuntrucker59]

what crawled up in your ass and died?

 

[cajuntrucker59]

dont get your panties in a wad!

 

[lunachic]

shit or get off the pot

 

[Road Dust]

Get your ducks in a row

 

[Rigjockey]

That guy doesn t know if his ass is punched or bored.



(similar to saying he doesnt know his ass from a hole in the ground)

 

[2xR]

He's so tight, he squeaks when he walks.

Can't run with the big dogs? Stay on the porch.

Money don't grow on trees.

Messed up as a bucket of worms.

So full of shit, your breath stinks.

Grandma was slow, but, she was old.

Heavy rain = Frog Strangler

Too many fish to fry.

 

[Road Dust]

Doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground.