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[Duck]

We got snow in Mass today at work. Inch of snow and they closed the lab and sent us home.

It was snowing halfway across Michigan on 94 today.

Nobody even slowed down. Cars were still doing like 75-80 mph.

 

[mndriver]

like riding a bungee cord.

 

[Mike]

I went through a snowstorm in Mississippi today. Worst 3 seconds of my life, had it lasted much longer, I may have had to deploy my windshield wipers!

 

[Tazz]

Same thing in Tennessee. But don't you worry I have my french toast supplies for in the morning

 

[Crabmushrooms5]

440 miles, 60mph, 7 hours to do it in the snow. Yeah sure I can make it on time

 

[Tazz]

I wouldn't take that load on a dry day.

 

[Injun]

Love's in Ritzville, WA.

No fewer than 15 open parking spots that are easy to get into, 7 of them all together, and the three trucks jamming up the driveway are no-name, peckerwood micro-companies. They'll be the first sunsabitches to talk smack about a Swiftie who's nosed into a spot. Well, shit-for-brains, at least ol' Swift is in an actual parking spot. A single spot. Straight. With a line visible on each side of him. And an even amount of space on each side between his wheels and the lines.

Oh, how I despise arrogant hypocrisy.

 

[Duck]

Is that a copper colored Prostar?

 

[AK7]

15 open parking spots at a Loves.

I can't believe that. Lmao

 

[Tazz]

15 open parking spots at a Loves.

I can't believe that. Lmao

Not paying attention. She said the peckerwoods have the driveway blocked.

 

[Sinister]

What's a peckerwood?

 

[Tazz]

Apparently @Injun is a rascist....

Urban Dictionary: peckerwood

peckerwood
A peckerwood is a rural white southerner, usually poor, undereducated or otherwise ignorant and bigoted, the term gained popularity in the deep south during the early twentieth century and was meant to be derogatory. It is a reversal of the name of the red bellied woodpecker which had a patch of red on the back of it’s head and neck, therefore a peckerwood is a redneck, terms that describe similar groups of people are trailer trash or white trash but neither of those have the same effect or ring to them as peckerwood does.


She has a thing against southern whites

 

[mndriver]

with a big ol' prostar like that blocking the drive like that, of course they are going to have open parking spots.

 

[Blood]

Love's in Ritzville, WA.

No fewer than 15 open parking spots that are easy to get into, 7 of them all together, and the three trucks jamming up the driveway are no-name, peckerwood micro-companies. They'll be the first sunsabitches to talk smack about a Swiftie who's nosed into a spot. Well, ****-for-brains, at least ol' Swift is in an actual parking spot. A single spot. Straight. With a line visible on each side of him. And an even amount of space on each side between his wheels and the lines.

Oh, how I despise arrogant hypocrisy.

The peckerwoods are trying to block traffic from entering in an effort to avoid the chaos and destruction that will begin when the first numbnuts swiftie starts backing out!
You're just PO'd because we didn't get there in time to save you.

The rest of you prinks are welcome.


I spent a good deal of time at the Peckerwood Club in my formative years eating spiced shrimp and watching Stanley play the piano on Sundays.
I actually stopped by there within the last several weeks to see whether the neon sign was still there but it wasn't.
I'd like to have it for the front of my house.

 

[Blood]

They say the bigger the lie, the more believable it is.

And an even amount of space on each side between his wheels and the lines.

But there are limits to the gullibility of people...

 

[Tazz]

Watching the local weatherman play with a Tonka Truck Loader to explain how plows leave behind a small sheen of ice that could be dangerous to drive on. Which he then demonstrated with a Matchbox Car

 

[Tazz]

It is hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.

 

[(((ME)))]

Well, you are not from around this part of the country....Nope come in from New Mexico....sure not just come to see how your part of this world spends around. Now...Boys you leave that Lady car alone she in foreign territory and she just curious sort....She means no harm to us....Matter of fact that Lady car better be all in tact when she get's ready to leave...Or you answer to me now ya hear me good boys. I walked into that man place of business and bought just what fit my fancy....Had a good conversation too....Payed little mind that they were a bit different then me or from where I come from either. Yea someday I may return.

 

[Injun]

Is that a copper colored Prostar?

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That's not Girly. She has better aim than that. She would have run over a StarBuck's...

 

[Duck]

That's not Girly. She has better aim than that. She would have run over a StarBuck's...

I've been saving that picture since I found it a few weeks ago and that's all the reaction I get out of you? I want my money back.

I'm deleting my post & going home.