If you look at a real Range Rover used in a harsh environment you will see tall skinny tires. Same as a WWII jeep. I had a GMC pickup truck and was convinced against my will to put real snow tires on. They were skinny and just didn't look right. I was freaking amazed at the traction.
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I was reading the news and there was a picture of someone in a swimming pool and reminded me of something.
Not sure how old my son was, maybe 9? We had a birthday/pool party at my house. Before they showed up I had bought this chemical to put in the pool. I actually put in twice the amount. If someone pee's it turns bright red.
When it was time to swim they all either jumped in or dove in. Some had a stream of red trailing them. Once the kids found out they were pissing all over the place.
It was funny that day. Maybe 5 kids couldn't swim. Didn't know it. They jumped in anyways and it was either sink, swim or be made fun of. It was the same with my son like a year earlier. He had a friend come over. We had those blow up things for their arms. My son turned to his friend and asked, can you swim and he said yes, can you, my son said yes and both jumped in and swam for their lives. Neither could swim but learned real quick.
Not sure how old my son was, maybe 9? We had a birthday/pool party at my house. Before they showed up I had bought this chemical to put in the pool. I actually put in twice the amount. If someone pee's it turns bright red.
When it was time to swim they all either jumped in or dove in. Some had a stream of red trailing them. Once the kids found out they were pissing all over the place.
It was funny that day. Maybe 5 kids couldn't swim. Didn't know it. They jumped in anyways and it was either sink, swim or be made fun of. It was the same with my son like a year earlier. He had a friend come over. We had those blow up things for their arms. My son turned to his friend and asked, can you swim and he said yes, can you, my son said yes and both jumped in and swam for their lives. Neither could swim but learned real quick.
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Would you rather he aim it at you?I'll bet you're really...
pissed.
Why you giving him so much crap.
That looks better.
Duck
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I was at a friend's farm house today and his cat had cornered a mouse.
He said "watch this" & stepped on it's tail to hold it back while he reached down and pinched the fur on the back of it's neck to pick it up.
Then with the other hand, pinched it's tail and dangled the mouse by it's tail and went to the back door & called his pit bull inside.
The dog came running inside, saw the mouse and got up on his hind legs begging for the mouse.
He dropped the mouse and the dog caught it in his mouth & swallowed it. Didn't even chew it up. Just jaws snapping & a gulp.
Then he says "ok now watch this" & he opened the door and the dog ran back outside. We went out there & the dog stopped about 20 feet from the house & barfed up the mouse and it immediately started running.
I had a dog that swallowed a live secada once & barfed it up still alive but this was funnier.
The dog chased the mouse but it ran into his barn & the dog couldn't get to it.
That mouse is going to have one hell of a story to squeak to the other mice.
"This great big monster the size of a mountain ate me but I escaped! He had teeth bigger than my whole head!"
"Sure ya did, Pipsqueak!
"
He said "watch this" & stepped on it's tail to hold it back while he reached down and pinched the fur on the back of it's neck to pick it up.
Then with the other hand, pinched it's tail and dangled the mouse by it's tail and went to the back door & called his pit bull inside.
The dog came running inside, saw the mouse and got up on his hind legs begging for the mouse.
He dropped the mouse and the dog caught it in his mouth & swallowed it. Didn't even chew it up. Just jaws snapping & a gulp.
Then he says "ok now watch this" & he opened the door and the dog ran back outside. We went out there & the dog stopped about 20 feet from the house & barfed up the mouse and it immediately started running.
I had a dog that swallowed a live secada once & barfed it up still alive but this was funnier.
The dog chased the mouse but it ran into his barn & the dog couldn't get to it.
That mouse is going to have one hell of a story to squeak to the other mice.
"This great big monster the size of a mountain ate me but I escaped! He had teeth bigger than my whole head!
""Sure ya did, Pipsqueak!
"
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I was at a friend's farm house today and his cat had cornered a mouse.
He said "watch this" & stepped on it's tail to hold it back while he reached down and pinched the fur on the back of it's neck to pick it up.
Then with the other hand, pinched it's tail and dangled the mouse by it's tail and went to the back door & called his pit bull inside.
The dog came running inside, saw the mouse and got up on his hind legs begging for the mouse.
He dropped the mouse and the dog caught it in his mouth & swallowed it. Didn't even chew it up. Just jaws snapping & a gulp.
Then he says "ok now watch this" & he opened the door and the dog ran back outside. We went out there & the dog stopped about 20 feet from the house & barfed up the mouse and it immediately started running.
I had a dog that swallowed a live secada once & barfed it up still alive but this was funnier.
The dog chased the mouse but it ran into his barn & the dog couldn't get to it.
That mouse is going to have one hell of a story to squeak to the other mice.
"This great big monster the size of a mountain ate me but I escaped! He had teeth bigger than my whole head!
"Sure ya did, Pipsqueak!
Duck did you know that a female mouse that expecting little ones can abort her babies especially if she finds another male she perferrs???? Animal kingdom is amazing!!!
Duck
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So basically,... female mice are like the ghetto trash you see on the Jerry Springer show who care more about their next hookup than their own offspring? Yeah, really amazing.
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That pretty much the picture of the mice world!! I own a diva dog or maybe I should say she owns me.....
She spot a fly in the house and does not shut up with the tattle tailing barking and following it around until I get for fly swatter kill the thing and dispose of it....
Duck
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The inmates took over the asylum years ago. Did you expect anything else?
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