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[MustangLX]

I found out I have optirectamitus!!! They say it's serious!!!

Perhaps a misdiagnosis. You seem cheerful enough to me, but I have no medical qualifications.


(see also optirectumitus) Chronic pessimism of a particularly severe nature.

 

[patriciajnsn]

I never heard of it.

I found out I have optirectamitus!!! They say it's serious!!!

 

[rooster]

(opti-rectum-itus) It's where your optical nerve and your rectum get crossed up and you have a crappy out look on life!!! Don't think it's deadly unless the person has terets also I guess!!

 

[MustangLX]

Please keep rectum talk to a minimum on this thread.

 

[patriciajnsn]

...... Nevermind I won't say what I was about to.Here I thought u seem pretty cool but I can see u offend easy so I won't say any thing else to u /

Please keep rectum talk to a minimum on this thread.

 

[MustangLX]

Bladder Lane, Bent Street and Butt Hole Road – the street names that reached the end of the road

Dozens of councils across Britain have reported cases of residents changing the names of their street because they are embarrassed by or dislike the one it had been given.

For the residents of Bladder Lane, Bent Street or Butt Hole Road, just providing their address could be fraught with potential embarrassment.

Bladder Lane, Bent Street and Butt Hole Road – the street names that reached the end of the road - Telegraph
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Please credit Road Dust for researching this information.

 

[Racer X 69]

Please keep rectum talk to a minimum on this thread.

Rectum hell, purt near killt 'em!

 

[Racer X 69]

This could be a new thing for me. Only 17 members of this tribe.
Nothing like getting in on the ground floor.
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∞ Coffin Sleepers ∞

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This is a PRIVATE tribe primarily for those who sleep in either a COFFIN or a CASKET (yes there IS a difference). This is your preferred place to retire, sleep, hibernate or to avoid the sun.

What attracts you most to this macabre mattress? Is it the sleep or the sex or both? What do you wear while resting, a shroud, a suit, nothing at all? Do you regenerate when the sun is up or down?

Share with other like-skull'ed beings why you enjoy it and what kind of 'box' you sleep in. How long have you made a coffin your favourite internment furniture?

POST PHOTOS of your oblong womb, network with other cadaverous confined spacers...

I build coffins and have been sleeping in one for over 10 years.

Well see the next post.

Love the long straight hood and long, fat, straight pipes.
Certain therapists call that a phallic extension of ones personality, though I don't necessarily agree with that.
The cozy sleeper box is awesome, although maybe not popular with the electronic age trucker who travels with a ton of toys.
Or the trucker that carries large amounts of beverages and groceries.
Perfect for my Spartan existence. A place to hang up some clothes and store my sole entertainment, a few paperbacks.

Earlier trucks that had sleepers had small ones like this, and they earned the name "coffin sleepers"

I have driven and slept in trucks with small, cramped, claustrophobic boxes that did not have much more room than a coffin.

Or a casket.
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[MustangLX]

Well see the next post.



Earlier trucks that had sleepers had small ones like this, and they earned the name "coffin sleepers"

I have driven and slept in trucks with small, cramped, claustrophobic boxes that did not have much more room than a coffin.

Or a casket.

I have too. I am a slender guy like Richard Petty or Eddie Rickenbacker.
All the cool drivers/pilots functioned well in small efficient spaces.
Always liked the 359 best. They actually widened the cab by four inches when they made the 379.
The NHRA drivers are cool too, all snuggled down in their ride.

 

[Sinister]

I saw a few Monte Carlo's today at my town's Labor Day shindig after the parade. One was a 75 I've not seen before, that was in REALLY good shape, and the other was a 76 that I thought was a 77 because it had the squared, stacked headlights. My first car was a 77 Monte, and it had the square, stacked headlights.

 

[MustangLX]

I saw a few Monte Carlo's today at my town's Labor Day shindig after the parade. One was a 75 I've not seen before, that was in REALLY good shape, and the other was a 76 that I thought was a 77 because it had the squared, stacked headlights. My first car was a 77 Monte, and it had the square, stacked headlights.

A guy in my neighborhood has a sweet '72. I'll try to get a pic up here.

 

[2lilboots]

I saw the aquaman truck bobtailing down I 79 yesterday.

 

[MustangLX]

You are so lucky 2lilboots.
I saw the Batman truck in a rest area in MI, but I don't consider him a true superhero. Just a rich guy with a bunch of expensive gadgets and a little boy toy.

 

[Sinister]

Fat people are hard to kidnap.

 

[Racer X 69]

Fat people are hard to kidnap.

Who would want to?

 

[Sinister]

Rule #1 of Surviving a Zombie invasion: Practice your cardio.

 

[smokestack]

do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?

 

[MustangLX]

Tribute to the late Dennis Hopper.
Memorable scene from Quentin Tarantino film TRUE ROMANCE.
Note a slim Tony Soprano in the scene.

YouTube - "Sicilians"-scene from "True Romance"-Dennis Hopper Christopher Walken

 

[MustangLX]

From another Tarantino classic, PULP FICTION, Christopher Walken talks to a young Bruce Willis.

YouTube - Pulp Fiction- The Watch

 

[Flatlander]

If truckers drive trucks, piolits fly planes, captians stear ships, whay do locomotive engineers do? No stearing wheel, no gas pedal. What do they do?