I'm getting pissed at all these commercials.
Take this product because you don't let anything stop you. Why, yes, yes things do stop me and I'm fine with that. I'll sit right here in this lawn chair and watch you climb that rock face.
You drink Insure because you live life to the fullest. No, I drink beer, I take naps and sit in my Lazy Boy and watch football.
If I drink Pepsi, 20 year old virgins are not going to gather around me for beach volleyball laughing and jumping. Dune buggies are not going to do donuts in the sand. Nothing at all is going to happen. NOTHING.