Now we have Smart Condoms

[GAnthony]

The doc already said it could catch on fire & you want an engine added...

as long as one does not use flammables to put out the fire..????........

 

[8978]

Mine would just keep saying, recalculating

 

[Elizabeth2017]

Mine would just keep saying, recalculating

Men-a-pause

 

[GAnthony]

Mine would just keep saying, recalculating

yeah..like my Rand says...
"your destination is on the right"..when the damned thing has always been on the LEFT......

until they correct that, i'll aim dead center, i gotta hit something sometime....????

 

[8978]

Men-a-pause

Groan! I reported you so you should be banned any second!

 

[Blood]

insufficient data...

 

[GAnthony]

insufficient data...

well...that's a wide open comment........to respond to.

 

[Rigjockey]

Men-a-pause

Men-a-pause for minute but they will probably still tap it.

 

[Elizabeth2017]

Men-a-pause for minute but they will probably still tap it.

I would reply to this, but a certain skateboard didn't like my comment..

 

[Rigjockey]

I would reply to this, but a certain skateboard didn't like my comment..

LOL don't worry about @Skateboard .
He is being deported in the morning to Russia for some unpaid parking tickets

 

[gearjammer]

I am old school, I just go by the intensity of the smell of rubber burning.

 

[Sinister]

What's a "condom"?

I've been married like 9 million years and forgot...

 

[Electric Chicken]

What's a "condom"?

I've been married like 9 million years and forgot...

We should probably also remind you what sex is.

Duck volunteers.

 

[Bored Insane]

Not without you here anyway.

Wow dude, are you lonely?

 

[Cargo Commando]

Men All Pause was an awesome tune back in my club days. Klymaxx anyone? Didn't think so.

 

[krelithous]

wonders when were gonna have smart people it's amazing how many people let there phones and tablets control them

 

[Electric Chicken]

Wow dude, are you lonely?

*head in hands, sobbing*

Yes.[emoji31]

 

[Rodger]

I wonder how it's affected by alcohol? After several drinks does it say, no you don't you're not going home with that? Or does it say boy look at that lady I didn't think she was that good-looking when she came in but damn she's hot. Go for it!

 

[Rigjockey]

What's a "condom"?

I've been married like 9 million years and forgot...

It is like an Apartment except you own it

 

[Rigjockey]

*head in hands, sobbing*

Yes.[emoji31]

Yup, That is pretty lonely