1) muzzle to keep your mouth shut
2) ear plugs so you don't hear the BS at the truck stop counter
3) Morphine patches to knock out the pains from your dispatcher, customers, DOT
4) Duct tape to seal up the holes you get in your trailer when you back into another's.
5) Rope to tie up your co-driver
6) clown costume to scare the towns folk as you drive thru.
7) 5 gallon bucket, for reasons to be mentioned much later
8 Gatorade bottles, for reasons to be mentioned later
9) handi wipes, for the 5 gallon bucket and gatorade bottle
10) a window squeegee for when you don't have handi wipes for the 5 gallon bucket and gatorade bottles.
2) ear plugs so you don't hear the BS at the truck stop counter
3) Morphine patches to knock out the pains from your dispatcher, customers, DOT
4) Duct tape to seal up the holes you get in your trailer when you back into another's.
5) Rope to tie up your co-driver
6) clown costume to scare the towns folk as you drive thru.
7) 5 gallon bucket, for reasons to be mentioned much later
8 Gatorade bottles, for reasons to be mentioned later
9) handi wipes, for the 5 gallon bucket and gatorade bottle
10) a window squeegee for when you don't have handi wipes for the 5 gallon bucket and gatorade bottles.
