Mexican eggs

ironmanwife

Barn goddess
> Two Mexicans are on a bike along U..S. Hwy 52 about 15 miles outside
> of Lafayette , LA.
>
>
>
> The bike's tires go flat and they start hitching a lift back into town.
>
>
>
> A friendly trucker stops to see if he can help and the Mexicans ask
> him for a ride.
>
>
>
> He tells them he has no room in the Trailer as he is carrying eggs.
>
>
>
> The Mexicans put it to the driver that if they can manage to fit into
> the back with their bike, will he take them back into town, and he
> agrees.
>
>
>
> They manage to squeeze themselves and their bike into the back and the
> driver shuts the doors and gets on his way.
>
>
>
> By this time he is really late and so puts the hammer down.
>
>
>
> Sure enough "Old Smokey" pulls him over for speeding.
>
>
>
> The good officer ( who is not the sharpest knife in the drawer ) asks
> the driver what he is carrying to which the driver jokingly replies
> "Mexican Eggs".
>
>
>
> The Cop obviously doesn't believe this so wants to take a look in the trailer.
>
>
>
> He opens the back door and quickly shuts it and locks it.
>
>
>
> He gets on his radio and calls for immediate backup from as many
> officers as possible .
>
>
>
> The dispatcher asks what emergency he has that requires so many officers.
>
>
>
> "I've got a Tractor-Trailer stopped with 20,000 Mexican Eggs in it...
> two have hatched and they've managed to steal a bike already. I need
> help!"
>
 
What if I told you my mother is Mexican??????

Could you please call her and tell her to give me my friggin bike back? !!!! I know she took it!

(actually my mom is Italian bless her heart)
 
> Two Mexicans are on a bike along U..S. Hwy 52 about 15 miles outside
> of Lafayette , LA.
>
>
>
> The bike's tires go flat and they start hitching a lift back into town.
>
>
>
> A friendly trucker stops to see if he can help and the Mexicans ask
> him for a ride.
>
>
>
> He tells them he has no room in the Trailer as he is carrying eggs.
>
>
>
> The Mexicans put it to the driver that if they can manage to fit into
> the back with their bike, will he take them back into town, and he
> agrees.
>
>
>
> They manage to squeeze themselves and their bike into the back and the
> driver shuts the doors and gets on his way.
>
>
>
> By this time he is really late and so puts the hammer down.
>
>
>
> Sure enough "Old Smokey" pulls him over for speeding.
>
>
>
> The good officer ( who is not the sharpest knife in the drawer ) asks
> the driver what he is carrying to which the driver jokingly replies
> "Mexican Eggs".
>
>
>
> The Cop obviously doesn't believe this so wants to take a look in the trailer.
>
>
>
> He opens the back door and quickly shuts it and locks it.
>
>
>
> He gets on his radio and calls for immediate backup from as many
> officers as possible .
>
>
>
> The dispatcher asks what emergency he has that requires so many officers.
>
>
>
> "I've got a Tractor-Trailer stopped with 20,000 Mexican Eggs in it...
> two have hatched and they've managed to steal a bike already. I need
> help!"
>
That is HALARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
 

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