Life in Sector 7 G.

[Electric Chicken]

A few months ago my mother and I were talking about my headstone. She asked if there was anything I wanted on it?
For a joke I said, Ya, "What a ride".
This week she calls me and says she talked to the headstone guy and they would put "what a ride" on it.
I was laughing so hard I could barely contain myself.
I said I was joking.
Do you want me to call him back and change it?
Nah, just leave it, That's ****ing hilarious!

They are going to send pics when the headstone is done being engraved.
I can't wait to see what date they write for my date of death.

Reminds me of my sister asking her husband what high school he went to.

"Boondock High" he casually says.

She ran around to like 100 different places looking for a place that could get a class ring for this non-existent high school because she thought he was serious.

 

[Duck]

A few months ago my mother and I were talking about my headstone. She asked if there was anything I wanted on it?
For a joke I said, Ya, "What a ride".
This week she calls me and says she talked to the headstone guy and they would put "what a ride" on it.
I was laughing so hard I could barely contain myself.
I said I was joking.
Do you want me to call him back and change it?
Nah, just leave it, That's ****ing hilarious!

They are going to send pics when the headstone is done being engraved.
I can't wait to see what date they write for my date of death.

Every time I see those husband and wife grave stones and only one of them has a death date, I think it's gotta be weird for the other one to see their own name on a grave stone and know where they'll be buried.

 

[Rigjockey]

Every time I see those husband and wife grave stones and only one of them has a death date, I think it's gotta be weird for the other one to see their own name on a grave stone and know where they'll be buried.

I know where I will be buried. I even laid down on my plot to make sure it was big enough and my feet wouldn't be sticking out.

It's 3 hours north of here. All I need is a ride up there and someone to throw me in the hole.

 

[Duck]

I know where I will be buried. I even laid down on my plot to make sure it was big enough and my feet wouldn't be sticking out.

It's 3 hours north of here. All I need is a ride up there and someone to throw me in the hole.

How the **** can there be a "3 hours north of" when you already live in the great white north? Do you need a sled and a bunch of dogs to get there?

 

[Rigjockey]

How the **** can there be a "3 hours north of" when you already live in the great white north? Do you need a sled and a bunch of dogs to get there?

Only in the winter.

 

[Rigjockey]

Since I have been on bed rest, I have been binging The First 48 on A&E.
Pretty addictive to see how they solve these murders.

 

[Electric Chicken]

How the **** can there be a "3 hours north of" when you already live in the great white north? Do you need a sled and a bunch of dogs to get there?

Eventually north becomes south again. So he's probably being buried in Ecuador.

 

[Rigjockey]

Eventually north becomes south again. So he's probably being buried in Ecuador.

That's pretty funny
You could have said buried in Uruguay "Uragay". So close.

 

[Duck]

Since I have been on bed rest, I have been binging The First 48 on A&E.
Pretty addictive to see how they solve these murders.

There's a show on one of these channels about jet airliner crashes and the NTSB investigations.

I think those DeHavilland turboprop commuter thingies are made out of crushed ramen noodles mixed with glue.

 

[SueAnn]

I know where I will be buried. I even laid down on my plot to make sure it was big enough and my feet wouldn't be sticking out.

It's 3 hours north of here. All I need is a ride up there and someone to throw me in the hole.

Holy crap! Is there anything you won't do???

How are you feeling?

 

[Rigjockey]

Holy crap! Is there anything you won't do???

How are you feeling?

I m doing much better, Thank you for asking.

 

[InTooDeep]

Since I have been on bed rest, I have been binging The First 48 on A&E.
Pretty addictive to see how they solve these murders.

Seems they always solve them by getting a phone call saying so and so did it.

 

[Rigjockey]

Seems they always solve them by getting a phone call saying so and so did it.

Yup! there is no honor or code of silence with hood gang members.

 

[Sinister]

I looked that one up. Grape juice is good for this, I will have to run out and get some. Thanks.

Don't run after you drink it though.

 

[Duck]

Holy crap! Is there anything you won't do???

How are you feeling?

Years ago I worked with a dwarf who had a casket in his house. He said he slept in it.

 

[SueAnn]

Years ago I worked with a dwarf who had a casket in his house. He said he slept in it.

OMG that's insane!

 

[Electric Chicken]

OMG that's insane!

I know, right? Who would wanna work with a dwarf.

 

[SueAnn]

I know, right? Who would wanna work with a dwarf.

Not if he slept in a casket!

 

[Duck]

I know, right? Who would wanna work with a dwarf.

We were putting a folding crane on a 3 axle straight truck once.

Boss had him installing the PTO on the side of the transmission while I was fabricating a bracket to hold the filter head for the hydraulic oil.

He was standing up straight, eye level with the transmission. It was funny.

He drove a rusty old 78 or 79 Ford F-250, a "high boy" 4wd. Watching him climb up into the cab was always funny.

 

[Sinister]

So I ate sesame chicken tonight. It had seeds all over it and now I'm a little nervous.

THANKS A LOT.