Let's pArtY!!!
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Duck
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Nobody who weighs 250 lbs is going to run a 7:52 minute mile either.
Not unless they're on PCP or something.
AlexG
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My first mile was 7:15 but then I started cramping up
Long time ago my son played major league baseball for kids. The kids challenged the parents to a game. I played first base. A girl pitched. Nadine, she was wicked. On 3rd base was the 3rd baseman for the Phillies who lived in our town. Line drive was hit to 3rd. He picked it up and whipped it at me a ludicrous speed. Everyone gasped. I stepped out of the way and ran so fast I spent 2 days on the couch following the game. He ran over and apologized.
Side note on Nadine. She was smokin HOT. All the parents had to work in the snack shack. Every time Nadine worked and I went to get a hot dog she would put the dog in the bun then lick it. Of course I had to eat it.
Side note on Nadine. She was smokin HOT. All the parents had to work in the snack shack. Every time Nadine worked and I went to get a hot dog she would put the dog in the bun then lick it. Of course I had to eat it.
AlexG
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You said "ludicrous speed" and this is all I can think of
Blood
Driveler Emeritus
Blood
Driveler Emeritus
Prink
Here at TFN we don't use derogatory terms or demeaning language to express our disagreement or dissatisfaction with other members.
Here at TFN we follow the golden rule and treat other members in the same manner as we would like to be treated.
I'm not going to report you this time but another outburst like the one above will force me to request that you be subjected to a peer review by @rigjockey & @Sinister .
Good day to you madam.
@SkateBoard
Rather than a one-day ban, next time you're in his area, we'll make him wash your truck.
Rather than a one-day ban, next time you're in his area, we'll make him wash your truck.
Duck
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Duck
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I told you I re-arranged those numbers the same time I changed the name to Commie Express.
AlexG
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Today I saw a dry van ride a guard rail on i35 right before the exit for the toll road.
Also saw another dry van beautifully take down a stop sign on Robald Reagan rd on the over pass on i35... Once in a while you see trailer hanging from those overpasses cuz people forget the have me hooked to their tractors, it's a 2 way 2 lane with guard rails on both sides. You have to take the whole god damn space for all 4 lanes.
Well this guy after his beautiful maneuver with that sign he started approaching the stop where I start to take a left turn towards him. Calculating his skills I decided to bite the grass and give him extra room. Well it wasn't enough, super trucker was in a rush and even though his saw me half way turning already. He kept coming. Most people give half a truck or a car lengthy is more than enough. Nah this guy wanted to see how close he could get to my cheating trailer. Sure enough to I had to down shit until 2 gear so I could look both ways, forwards and back. I told myself "if I had to stop in getting out and kicking his ducking azz"
Well I made it but for some reason he kept staring at my while I was giving him the look of "why are you even driving that thing?"
Well when I get to the stop in which he had skillfully put to sleep moments before I stop and look to my right. A mini van was coming, I decided to idle 1 gears and sure enough, that van flew right in front of me, don't blame him. It's not the first time this has happened.
One cold winter morning with a little fog. I did the same thing but I didn't notice someone had put the stop sign to sleep, so some car darted in front of me honking his horn and talking stuff.
I no longer trust stop sign near truck stops to be erected
Also saw another dry van beautifully take down a stop sign on Robald Reagan rd on the over pass on i35... Once in a while you see trailer hanging from those overpasses cuz people forget the have me hooked to their tractors, it's a 2 way 2 lane with guard rails on both sides. You have to take the whole god damn space for all 4 lanes.
Well this guy after his beautiful maneuver with that sign he started approaching the stop where I start to take a left turn towards him. Calculating his skills I decided to bite the grass and give him extra room. Well it wasn't enough, super trucker was in a rush and even though his saw me half way turning already. He kept coming. Most people give half a truck or a car lengthy is more than enough. Nah this guy wanted to see how close he could get to my cheating trailer. Sure enough to I had to down shit until 2 gear so I could look both ways, forwards and back. I told myself "if I had to stop in getting out and kicking his ducking azz"
Well I made it but for some reason he kept staring at my while I was giving him the look of "why are you even driving that thing?"
Well when I get to the stop in which he had skillfully put to sleep moments before I stop and look to my right. A mini van was coming, I decided to idle 1 gears and sure enough, that van flew right in front of me, don't blame him. It's not the first time this has happened.
One cold winter morning with a little fog. I did the same thing but I didn't notice someone had put the stop sign to sleep, so some car darted in front of me honking his horn and talking stuff.
I no longer trust stop sign near truck stops to be erected
Sinister
pari animositate
Now THAT is a youtube video I'd like to see.
