Just how guys tick.

[AK7]

For all men and women that remember the past, how different we are!


A wife was curious when she found an old negative in a drawer and had it made into a print.

She was pleasantly surprised to see that they were of her at a much younger, slimmer time, taken many years ago on one of her first dates with her husband.
When she showed him the photo, his face lit up. "Wow, look at that!", he said with appreciation,

"That's my old Ford!"

 

[Keendriver]

.....and that's how the fight started.

 

[Southern Fried]

Ah, but better than what it could have been.

Hubby quickly realized the purpose of her showing him that old photo. Had he been foolish enough to comment on her looks back then it would have opened the door to:

Do you think I was prettier back then..... and the thunder rolled

Do you love me now as much as you did back then.....and the lightning flashed

Would you have married me back then if you knew what I'd be like I am now..... Tornado Tornado Tornado

 

[8978]

Years ago when I was married my wife put on a long red wig and a red teddy. I got turned on and she got pissed. I guess it was the same as cheating.

 

[Duck]

Years ago when I was married my wife put on a long red wig and a red teddy. I got turned on and she got pissed. I guess it was the same as cheating.

Women

 

[Esquibel]

Ah, but better than what it could have been.

Hubby quickly realized the purpose of her showing him that old photo. Had he been foolish enough to comment on her looks back then it would have opened the door to:

Do you think I was prettier back then..... and the thunder rolled

Do you love me now as much as you did back then.....and the lightning flashed

Would you have married me back then if you knew what I'd be like I am now..... Tornado Tornado Tornado

You said it

 

[BlackBart]

Funny..... I kiss the ol lady and she bout near gets to hyperventilatin, breathin all fast and shit, chills down her spine....

I get the same feelin when I hear this...

 

[Shogun Warrior]

Funny..... I kiss the ol lady and she bout near gets to hyperventilatin, breathin all fast and ****, chills down her spine....

I get the same feelin when I hear this...

Your wife sounds like Superhauler after he has walked five feet.

 

[BlackBart]

Your wife sounds like Superhauler after he has walked five feet.